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has anyone been watching Whites? it's hilarious! couldn't decide whether to put this in the Galley or here.

i love Kiki!!!

Eggless Omlette
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i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



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OMG LUCIMAY! i love kiki TOO!! :lol:

thanks so much for turning me on to this fabulous show!!!

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you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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lucimay wrote:OMG LUCIMAY! i love kiki TOO!! :lol:

thanks so much for turning me on to this fabulous show!!!

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you're so welcome! i KNEW you'd like it! hilarious iddenit?! :lol:

(altho bib drives me insane!)
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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yep! /nod nod Bib is such a twit!

roland is kinda handsome i think.

but kiki is my favorite. eggless omlette! :haha:
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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oh luci if you liked that one you'll love this one!!

What does steak mean? :haha:
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Erm... you okay there? I guess I should have commented on this one last night too. 8O

It's funny, but it also sorta made me cringe because it reminded me of one of the most godsawful customers I had when I was doing barista stuff at Borders.

This lady wanted a mocha without coffee.

I'm trying to explain to her that that would basically be hot chocolate.

She doesn't want hot chocolate. She immediately gets all nasty and condescending, because she has asked for this simple thing, and I am a complete moron who can't get a real job and she's gonna have me fired.

She just keeps going on and on and on and I'm ready to kick her out of the store, but I can't even get a word in edgewise. And somewhere in her tirade she says something about it needing to taste like coffee without having any coffee in it, and the other place does it no problem so what's our problem yadda yadda yadda rant rant rant...

And I realize she wants decaf. 8O

Which somehow in her mind translates to de-coffee - no coffee.

'scuse me a moment while I step over here and bang my head against the wall. :hithead:

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did you watch the steak one sorus?
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Sorus, that reminds me of a sneaky tactic some people would try to use at Tim Horton's. They'd ask for a coffee with half hot chocolate, both of which are cheaper than a mocha. We'd charge those punks for a mocha and they'd get indignant...
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Govern the reasoning creature, man.
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lucimay wrote:did you watch the steak one sorus?
Yeah... he didn't explain what it meant. :screwy:

Yes, Kiki is totally awesome.
Orlion wrote:Sorus, that reminds me of a sneaky tactic some people would try to use at Tim Horton's. They'd ask for a coffee with half hot chocolate, both of which are cheaper than a mocha. We'd charge those punks for a mocha and they'd get indignant...
Oh yeah, the cheap folks who think they're sneaky. Had those too. :roll:

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I see how it is. Now you're making me double-post on your thread.

But I'm not gonna beg for new links. I'll find my own. :P

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Hank the Hankerchief :lol:

this is the only other one i can find at this point. i think there'll be more once the show has more eps up on hulu.


ps WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT WATCHING THIS SHOW???
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
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Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
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:LOLS:

I don't think I could stand working with her, heh.

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Can't believe nobody mentioned this show!!!
All lies and jest
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest
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I know, right? It's one of the funniest shows out there, but only you and I have seemed to have heard of it...
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I think Luci would like it. We must find a way to get her to watch it.
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have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Cagliostro wrote:Successfully merged. You darn kids...
thankyou mod! :biggrin:


@fist and orlion :| :lol:
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Post by lorin »

Ok, now I am totally hooked. Watching it on You Tube. Is there a better place to find it?
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