What do you see?

[aliantha]

stupidstuff.org/main/rorschach.htm

[[Syl]]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that you like to set aside a special time to humiliate yourself in public. Someday, you'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject, but for now just pretend you got the joke and laugh when everyone else does, okay? People who answer as you did usually don't know what the hell they're doing.
Long-Term Prognosis:

Forget your lifelong dream of becoming a back-hoe operator. Because of your condition, we recommend that you not operate any heavy machinery until you work out your problems; which is to say, "never". Clearly you hate your mother and depise your father, but this is normal so don't sweat it. (We all hate your mother and despise your father.)

[Sorus]

Diagnostic Overview:

You are unbalanced but still functional in society. Barely. Consider voluntary admission to a whacko-ward until you figure out what the hell your problem is. You shouldn't be left alone for any length of time because your bizarre ideas will get you into trouble. Again. People who answer as you did never read instruction manuals and fail to change the oil in their cars.

Long-Term Prognosis:

Because of your impairments, your life is destined to be one long train-wreck. A lobotomy might possibly give you a better outlook and more insight into your own behavior. It would also keep you off the damn streets, which everyone agrees would be a good thing. PS- You hate your mother and father; you only think you love them. Isn't that weird?

[Vraith]

Heh.

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that you are almost certain to die in a whorehouse, but not as a customer. Your self-destructive impulses can be put to good use and channeled creatively, but that'll never happen. You also watch too much Oprah. People who answer as you did are often thieves or liars or snitches.
Long-Term Prognosis:

Despite your condition and its behavioral limitations, remember you can always find work as a drug-dealer or prositute if you really try. Chances are you're a Libra, like most hopeless souls. (That doesn't really mean anything, but we just figured we'd mention it.) Strangely enough, you don't hate your mother and father, but you do hate your grandmother and grandfather. Who knows what in the world that means.

[danlo]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that you like to practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control. This will change when you start drinking again (any day now), and we'll all be relieved because right now you're kind of a pain in the ass. Like mom used to tell you, "loosen up, don't be such a weenie". People who answer as you did are most likely to die from being shot by their gay lover's jealous spouse.
Long-Term Prognosis:

Your obsession with watching Oprah and Judge Judy are indicative of a deeper pathology, one that would require a dedicated team of psychotherapists to unravel. Forget it; you aren't going to live long enough to reap the benefits of therapy. Consider donating your body to Science, or maybe even paying them to take it.

(how did this dam thing know I was dry? )

[Menolly]

Long-Term Prognosis is the same as Vraith's, although Overview is different.

Diagnostic Overview:

You're passing for normal, which isn't bad considering how screwed up you really are. What if they find about about you and the neighbor kid? Plead a stress-coupled-with-insanity-defense, and use this test as corroborating evidence of what a gullible dipstick you are. People who answer as you did often clip their nails obsessively.

Long-Term Prognosis:

Despite your condition and its behavioral limitations, remember you can always find work as a drug-dealer or prositute if you really try. Chances are you're a Libra, like most hopeless souls. (That doesn't really mean anything, but we just figured we'd mention it.) Strangely enough, you don't hate your mother and father, but you do hate your grandmother and grandfather. Who knows what in the world that means.

[aliantha]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that you have unresolved issues with your mother, your best friend's mother, and even your mother's mother. You should be ashamed of yourself, you disgusting pervert. You should be shot and then hanged, then locked up for a million billion years. That would teach you. People who answer as you did like pudding.

Long-Term Prognosis:

Because of your impairments, your life is destined to be one long train-wreck. A lobotomy might possibly give you a better outlook and more insight into your own behavior. It would also keep you off the damn streets, which everyone agrees would be a good thing. PS- You don't hate your mother and father; you only think you do. Isn't that weird?

Note: These are not the same answers I got the first time, even though I gave the exact same answers this time. Did y'all notice the "re-diagnose your answers" button?

[lucimay]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that you wish for a world of peace, harmony, & nakedness. What's new? Like that's supposed to give us insight into your mind or something? Either you're excruciatingly normal, or you screwed up the test somehow. Take it again. People who answer as you did spend more time on the internet than is emotionally healthy.



Long-Term Prognosis:

Because of your impairments, your life is destined to be one long train-wreck. A lobotomy might possibly give you a better outlook and more insight into your own behavior. It would also keep you off the damn streets, which everyone agrees would be a good thing. PS- You don't hate your mother and father; you only think you do. Isn't that weird?

[Frostheart Grueburn]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that the whole world thinks you're insane, except for your friends deep with in the Earth. Electroshock therapy might help, but arsenic will cure those voices in your head for sure. You also have unfounded delusions of adequacy. People who answer as you did spend more time on the internet than is emotionally healthy.

Long-Term Prognosis:

Your impairment is severe, but you can still be a winner in life, provided you engage in no mental or physical activities outside of the Special Olympics. Just keep repeating to yourself: "I'm Ordinary At Best". Set your expectations low and you won't be disappointed. We mean like, really low, okay? Also, it wouldn't hurt for you to drink yourself into a stupor once in a while.

[Shaun das Schaf]

Your responses indicate that you have unresolved issues with your mother, your best friend's mother, and even your mother's mother. You should be ashamed of yourself, you disgusting pervert. You should be shot and then hanged, then locked up for a million billion years. That would teach you. People who answer as you did like pudding.

Long-Term Prognosis:

Because of your impairments, your life is destined to be one long train-wreck. A lobotomy might possibly give you a better outlook and more insight into your own behavior. It would also keep you off the damn streets, which everyone agrees would be a good thing. PS- You don't hate your mother and father; you only think you do. Isn't that weird?

Btw, my cat is named Rorschach (Sharkie to her mates) because she is a white cat with black splotches.





I also caught her trying to steal my car once:

[aliantha]

Awww, what a pretty kitty! (Psst, Shaun, your steering wheel is on the wrong side of your car. )

[Shaun das Schaf]

Awww, what a pretty kitty! (Psst, Shaun, your steering wheel is on the wrong side of your car. )

In which case, Sharkie must be a Yank coz she's on the right side! I mean left side.

[aliantha]

Exactly!

[JazFusion]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses tell me that you are never, ever going to be left alone with my daughter. And she's 37. You're probably not safe around my son, either, you weirdo. Now get lost, I have a shotgun and I wouldn't mind using it. People who answer as you did steal from the collection plate.

Long-Term Prognosis:

There is no long-term hope for you. Life will never get any better for you. You're screwed. It looks like Hard Times ahead for you (notice the capital letters). Your unhappiness will have no lower limit; despair and mental anguish will be your constant companions. You might as well grab a gun and go on a shootin' spree. Oh, wait, that was someone else. Never mind.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[Sorus]

I got different answers the second time too, but the first was more accurate. I don't read instruction manuals.

[dANdeLION]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses show that you're a woman who is upset because the male patriarchal linear-thinking hierarchical gender-hegemonic colonial objectification of women has gotten your self-concept out of alignment. Poor baby, have a nice hot bath and a good cry. Your life will still be a mess, but so what? People who answer as you did are often fanatical about keeping their desk tidy.
Long-Term Prognosis:

Because you have no regard for human life, fair play, or mercy, your only career choice is to be a lawyer. Although debilitating, this kind of emotional disorder is treatable with a strict regimen of drug therapy and shock sessions. You may never be completely normal, but this mental illness will not be passed on to your offspring.

Shows what they know; I'm not a woman, and I passed my madness on to my children long ago!

[sgt.null]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that you're seriously demented, and a definite danger to yourself and others. You ought to be in lockup, in solitary confinement because of your sick ideas and mental problems. One of your biggest problems is that you don't think there's anything wrong with you. People who answer as you did gush flowers and art and poetry. In other words, you're an airhead.




Long-Term Prognosis:

Because of your impairments, your life is destined to be one long train-wreck. A lobotomy might possibly give you a better outlook and more insight into your own behavior. It would also keep you off the damn streets, which everyone agrees would be a good thing. PS- You hate your mother and father; you only think you love them. Isn't that weird?

[sindatur]

Diagnostic Overview:

You're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did often try to get out of their fair share of a restaurant bill.

Long-Term Prognosis:

Forget your lifelong dream of becoming a back-hoe operator. Because of your condition, we recommend that you not operate any heavy machinery until you work out your problems; which is to say, "never". Clearly you hate your mother and depise your father, but this is normal so don't sweat it. (We all hate your mother and despise your father.)

And the Immediate Re-diagnosis:

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that you secretly wish for the Apocalypse. You need treatment for this, like not watching so much CNN. It also appears that you're very mistrustful of red cars, toilet paper, and the sky. If untreated, you will end up being one of those people who keep 100 cats in their house. People who answer as you did are always terrible at parking and usually take up two spaces.

Long-Term Prognosis:

There is no long-term hope for you. Life will never get any better for you. You're screwed. It looks like Hard Times ahead for you (notice the capital letters). Your unhappiness will have no lower limit; despair and mental anguish will be your constant companions. You might as well grab a gun and go on a shootin' spree. Oh, wait, that was someone else. Never mind.

[Cagliostro]

Diagnostic Overview:

You are one sick, degenerated bastard. You should be locked up forever and ever. Chances are you're already wanted for something, God knows what. Your deep-seated complexes cause you to have perverted fantasies about sex with animals and farm machinery. People who answer as you did think the moon landing was a hoax.

Long-Term Prognosis:

Forget your lifelong dream of becoming a back-hoe operator. Because of your condition, we recommend that you not operate any heavy machinery until you work out your problems; which is to say, "never". Clearly you hate your mother and depise your father, but this is normal so don't sweat it. (We all hate your mother and despise your father.)

[Fist and Faith]

I clicked on the link, and what did I see? A Victoria's Secret ad!


Edit: Forget it. I got bored after four of them. I don't usually finish things like this; Jung-type personality tests; etc. (I suppose that, itself, categorizes me in one way or another.)