Your task, should you choose to accept it, involves misquoting (otherwise known as completely fabricating) a random Watcher and then responding to their quote. Like this...
Hi Stonemaybe, I not sure about chilli jam but here's a bonza recipe for Chili beef pancakes:Stonemaybe wrote:I was hoping to go to my grave with this secret but the guilt is killing me. A while ago I posted a picture in the Growing Your Own Food thread in The Galley: kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=21265&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=20 It shows a man kneeling down with a torch in front of a chili plant. In the thread, I said I was sneaking up on the chilis for a night-time harvest. I lied. It wasn't me in the picture. It was my neighbour Andy. I had been jealous of the size and colour of Andy's chilis for weeks. Finally, when I could stand it no longer, I crept up behind him, bludgeoned him to death with his own torch and stole his luscious chilies. My question is, does anyone have any good recipes for Chili Jam?
Ingredients
400g Minced Beef
1 Onion, finely chopped
1 green pepper, finely chopped
1 small red Chilli, finely chopped
½ teaspoon cumin seeds
410g can tomatoes
225g can baked beans in tomato sauce
2 tablespoons tomato paste
½ small lettuce, shredded
1 cup (125g) grated tasty cheese
Pancakes
1 cup plain flour
1 ¼ cups milk
1 egg, lightly beaten
Method
Stir mince, onion, pepper, chilli, and cumin seeds in large pan over heat until mince is well browned. Stir in undrained crushed tomatoes, beans and paste. Bring to boil, simmer, uncovered, about 25 minutes or until thick.
Spoon hot mixture over pancakes, top with lettuce, roll up, place in single layer in shallow flameproof dish, sprinkle with cheese, grill until melted.
Pancakes: Sift flour into bowl, gradually stir in combined milk and egg, beat until smooth. Pour ¼ cup batter into heated, greased, heavy-based pan; cook until lightly browned underneath. Turn pancake, brown other side. Repeat with remained batter. You need 12 pancakes.
