What is the worst Star Wars book you have read?

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What is the worst Star Wars book you have read?

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Well, what is it? tell me!
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The one you wrote. :screwy:
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i have not wrote one, so that comment was in no way funny.
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Darth Revan wrote:i have not wrote one, so that comment was in no way funny.
Oh, it's funny all right. You just haven't reached the stage where you can appreciate it. :screwy:
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The worst Star Wars book I've read is a coloring book my daughter had featuring the Ewoks. :-(
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Oh, and any Star Wars comics featuring Carmine Infantino. Booooooo!
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Cromas Tummins wrote:Oh, and any Star Wars comics featuring Carmine Infantino. Booooooo!
Whom is this you speak of?
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Darth Revan wrote:
Cromas Tummins wrote:Oh, and any Star Wars comics featuring Carmine Infantino. Booooooo!
Whom is this you speak of?
Carmine Infantino is a comic book artist. He did almost all of the SW comics, and had a long stint on Flash back in the 60's and 70's. He is to comic art what Kenny G is to classical music.
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Is he any good?
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He's as good at comic book art as Mr. McGoo is at archery.
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MEGATON dAN wrote:He's as good at comic book art as Mr. McGoo is at archery.
Well done. Except I thought you had a fine explanation in your previous post. I guess Kenny G isn't descriptive enough.
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Cromas Tummins wrote:
MEGATON dAN wrote:He's as good at comic book art as Mr. McGoo is at archery.
Well done. Except I thought you had a fine explanation in your previous post. I guess Kenny G isn't descriptive enough.
It was too hard for certain others to do a google search on the G meister.
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sooooooooo..... What is the worst Star Wars book you have ever read?
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Unfortunately, I only read two of them and I liked both.
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I like all of mine as well.
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MEGATON dAN wrote:Unfortunately, I only read two of them and I liked both.
That still might mean one of the two was better. Thus the other one was the worst. I'm guessing you would say....Splinter of the Mind's Eye.
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Well said Cromas! The one I disliked the most was "The Approaching Storm" .
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I only read "Splinter" and "Star Wars". Which others do you recommend? I'd be mainly interested in books that are not movies, and books that explain in-depth stuff that the movies only touch on.
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The Attack of the Clones is a really good book. It clears up alot of things. And you find that Padme and Anakin don't fall in love for no reason. Read it!
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Okay, okay. Stop pressuring me!
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Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
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