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Why do only bitter, sarcastic people.......
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 9:51 pm
by dANdeLION
......get summoned to the Land? I don't think Thomas Covenant, Linden Avery or Hile Troy are who our government would have chosen to represent them on foreign soil, much less alien soil. I can't help but wondering if a real charismatic go-getter like Arnold Schwartzenegger, Clint Eastwood or Harrison Ford went to the Land. The only downside I can see is that Foul's butt would have been so sincerely kicked by page 50 of the first book, the Chronicles would have been only story #5 in Daughter of Regals.
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:05 pm
by hierachy
Well I voted for George W, cos it would be quite funny if he was in the land
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:07 pm
by dANdeLION
The best part would have been when he pulled Foul out of his bunker and shined a flashlight in his mouth....
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:12 pm
by hierachy
I think sylester Stalone should have been sent to the land. ~Imagine how great that would have been...
Cos I cant *mumble mumble*.... give up this time... *mumble*... gotta focus.. . beat foul...*mumble mumble*... eye of the tiger...*mumble*... Now it's time for my training montage.
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:22 pm
by danlo
Harrison Ford of course-saying to the Lords--ala Indy: "Trust me..."
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:38 pm
by dANdeLION
Hierachy wrote:I think sylester Stalone should have been sent to the land. ~Imagine how great that would have been...
Cos I cant *mumble mumble*.... give up this time... *mumble*... gotta focus.. . beat foul...*mumble mumble*... eye of the tiger...*mumble*... Now it's time for my training montage.
ATIARAIN!!!!!!!
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 11:34 pm
by Fist and Faith
Foul would have had a field day with someone not already acquainted with habit and despair. They would have broke, and Foul would be free.
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 11:59 pm
by Worm of Despite
Hit the nail on the head, Fist.
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:19 am
by Loredoctor
Charlton Heston returns to the Land under the Sunbane:
'You maniacs! You burnt it all up! Oh god damn you! God damn you ALL TO HELL!!!!'
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:21 am
by Loredoctor
Charlton Heston as Thomas Covenant:
'Don't touch me you damn dirty cavewight!'
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:25 am
by Fist and Faith
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:05 am
by Damelon
Ur Vile,
That's too funny...
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:12 am
by danlo
Heston: "If you want my ring you'll have to pry it from my cold dead fingers." (oops--I think some1 used that 1 b4!
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:14 am
by Loredoctor
danlo wrote:Heston: "If you want my ring you'll have to pry it from my cold dead fingers." (oops--I think some1 used that 1 b4!
)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
The War in the Land
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:44 am
by Blue_Spawn
"The Ur-viles and the Cawerights are the Axis of Evil. We must save the Andelani people. Lord Foul will be brought down for his crimes and acts of Terror. Vote for me."
G W Bush
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:48 am
by UrLord
"Foul, I've had enough of your meanacity. Your reign of terra is over. Don't mess with Texas...I mean Andelain."
Why does it not surprise me to see W among the top contenders so far?
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:49 am
by Loredoctor
LOL!!! i resent my people being labeled as being part of the axis of evil! we serve only our own purposes; most of the time outside of Lord Foul's!
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:54 am
by Landwaster
Van Zan would be an appropriate recruit.
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:26 am
by aTOMiC
Gee. What about Bill Shatner?
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:36 am
by Furls Fire
Oh, this thread is so darn funny!!! "Get your hands of me you damn dirty cavewight!"
crack me up!!!
