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A joke for your next cocktail party

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Did you hear that Thomas Covenant looked into the mouth of the ur-viles' perfect creation and removed a piece of paper that said "Mhoram"? Apparently he took the Lord's name in Vain.
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I heard that Beaver Cleaver's father cloned himself six times before they all entered the Land. It took the Lords forever to find all seven Wards.
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[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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