Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sat Dec 27, 2003 11:03 am**

We've had miscast TCTC, so let's miscast the gap.

Reg (of the BBC series 'the Bill') as Nick Succorso.
Richard Branson as Holt Fasner
Michael Palin as Marc Vestabule
Dawn French as Morn
Leonardo DiCaprio as Hashi

Posted: **Sun Dec 28, 2003 9:14 pm**

I object to Michael Palin as Mark V. He must play a niiiiiiice character... Remember Brazil.

Posted: **Sun Dec 28, 2003 9:15 pm**

otherwise the cast is really good!

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2003 1:23 am**

Ok, Michael Palin as Sixten Vertigus. How about Colin Firth as Holt Fasner?

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2003 4:58 am**

Leonardo DiCrapio (sic) as Angus
Robin Williams as Hashi Lebwohl
Gary Busey as Abrim Len

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2003 9:45 am**

UrLord wrote:Robin Williams as Hashi Lebwohl

LOL! thats perfect! A hyperactive Hashi! LOL

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:20 pm**

Can anyone come up with a nice part for Alan Rickman to play!!? How about Wardens mother?

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2003 11:13 pm**

I don't know who Dawn French is but I would go with
Morn: Minnie Pearl
Hashi: Roland-whatever the Mr. Bean guy's name is-Dahl?
Sixten Vertigus: William Shatner (actually he is beginning to resemble him)
Angus: Nathan Lane
Davies: Bronson Pinchot
Min: China (of fake wrestling fame)
Holt: the late Chris Farley
his mom: Kathrine Helmond (w/face streched out-ala Brazil)
Nick: Carrottop
Dios: Burt Reynolds
The Bill: Marlon Brando
Dolph Ubekwe: Damon Waynas
Marc: Steve Bushemi (almost looks like an alien!

)
Milos: Macahly Culkin
Pup: Bruce Willis
Sorus: Adam Rickman (just 4 u YK!

)
Vector: Abu-the Kwik-e-Mart guy on the Simpsons

Posted: **Wed Dec 31, 2003 1:53 am**

LOL Danlo!!!!!

Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2004 12:47 am**

ROFL Burt Reynolds as Dios!
Oh Mr. Bean is played by Rowan Atkinson

I'd pick Alan Alda for Angus
Jenny McCarthy for Morn
Woody Allen for Nick
Wierd Al Yankovic for Holt?

Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2004 3:27 pm**

Coming soon, to a theatre near you,

starring:

Tom Cruise as Captain Nick Succorso,
Julia Roberts as Ensign Morn Hyland,
Vin Diesel as Captain Angus Thermopyle

featuring

Ben Affleck as Warden Dios

and

Orlando Bloom as 'The Bill'

Aslo starring:

Verne Troyer as Davies Hyland,
Ving Rhames as Captain Dolph Ubikwe,
Catherine Zeta Jones as Captain Sorus Chatelaine,
Renee Zelwegger as Min Donner
Wayne Knight as Deputy-Chief Milos Taverner
Sylvester Stallone as Hashi Lebwohl
Christopher Walken as Godsen Frick
Drew Barrymore as Koina Hannish
Matt Damon as Marc Vestabule
Sandra Bullock as Mikka Vasaczk
Keanu Reeves as Ciro Vasaczk

with

Meatloaf as Holt Fasner

and

Buster Merryfield as Cleatus Fane (click the link if you want to know who he is)

in Stephen R. Donaldson's 'The Gap'

This is a great thread Ur-Vile, you should put it on the TC board too.

Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2004 4:14 pm**

Nav--I agree with 3 of ur choices as casting 4 the Gap--not (mis)casting! There is a (mis)cast TCTC the movie thread in TC disc.s...

Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2004 11:32 pm**

My god! Meatloaf as Holt! ROTFLMAO!!!!
'I will do anything for immortality . . . but I won't do that!'

Posted: **Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:28 am**

danlo wrote:Nav--I agree with 3 of ur choices as casting 4 the Gap--not (mis)casting! There is a (mis)cast TCTC the movie thread in TC disc.s...

I reckon Wayne Knight, Christopher Walken and either Ving Rhames or CZJ. I was trying to think like a Hollywood executive, and they can't be wrong all of the time

Posted: **Sat Jan 17, 2004 9:43 am**

Mr T as Calm Horizons. "I pity the fool that messes with me!"

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2004 6:05 am**

god...I just thought of something...Christopher Walken as Sib Mackern...

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2004 9:54 am**

Laugh out aloud!!!!

Posted: **Sun Jan 16, 2005 2:04 am**

I do not doubt for a moment that The Gap would make an incredibly good movie - I know we've all got our own ideas about who should play what character...that's the beauty of books, your mind cast whoever seems right to you. As for me? My cast list is below. The only limitation I placed on myself was that the actor had to be living.

Angus - Harvey Keitel or John Goodman
Milos - ????? - Any suggestions? Remember, he's clean & heavy-set
Morn - Heather Graham
Nick - Pierce Brosnon
Mikka - Linda Hamilton
Holt - Christopher Walken
Hashi - Dustin Hoffman
Dolph - James Earl Jones
Min Donner - Sigourney Weaver
Koina - Tia Carrera
Sorus - Isabella Rossellini
The Bill - Steve Buscemi

Posted: **Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:24 pm**

danlo wrote: I'll bet! (just as long as Angelina Jolie doesn't play your name sake, I think we'll be ok... )

Likewise, I think this one is bad enough to belong in here. *shudder*

Posted: **Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:34 pm**

...right next to the earlier suggestion of Alan Rickman.

(Which I actually found quite amusing, but I should at least pretend to be offended..)

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