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List of films considered the worst
I only saw five of these.
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Vraith
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umm...I've seen 19 of them.... 
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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I've seen several. I don't have a problem with The Last Airbender, although I haven't been driven to watch it again. Nice visuals, though.
The rest I've seen are, indeed, terrible.
2003's The Room is incomprehensibly bad. It's bad in ways movies have not been bad before or since. It's bad in ways people have never thought movies could be bad. It wasn't even intended to be bad. It looks to have been a serious attempt to make a movie.
It's not bad because of a complete lack of anything good. Although there is a complete lack of anything good. This goes far beyond that. It's negative qualities are breathtakingly intense.
It shouldn't be considered the standard by which we judge bad movies, because it's not fair to other movies that are desperately trying to be bad.
The rest I've seen are, indeed, terrible.
2003's The Room is incomprehensibly bad. It's bad in ways movies have not been bad before or since. It's bad in ways people have never thought movies could be bad. It wasn't even intended to be bad. It looks to have been a serious attempt to make a movie.
It's not bad because of a complete lack of anything good. Although there is a complete lack of anything good. This goes far beyond that. It's negative qualities are breathtakingly intense.
It shouldn't be considered the standard by which we judge bad movies, because it's not fair to other movies that are desperately trying to be bad.
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Heh...well it SHOULD...but I think only 2 or maybe 3 were cuz of that. [conversely, maybe only 1].Doc Hexnihilo wrote:Mystery Science Theater 3000 doesn't count vraith.
And there are a handful I didn't count that I might have seen...titles seemed familiar...but I was too lazy to look.
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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OK I'll allow it, though I must also note that seeing Ed Wood doesn't count for Glen or Glenda and Plan 9 From Outer Space. Even if it feels like it should.
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Doc Hexnihilo wrote: seeing Ed Wood doesn't count
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Even if it feels like it should.
nice.
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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I also have seen 19 of the movies, and yes, several because of MST3K, although a few (notably Santa vs. the Martians) are ones I had seen before I saw them again on MST3K. There are a couple that I might have seen on MST3K, but am unable to say for certain.
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No list of bad films is complete without Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People!
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How is "Open Water" not on this list????
www.imdb.com/title/tt0374102/
"Hey the boat left without us"....
"what are we gonna do now", "what about now", "how about now", "Hey the current is taking us away", "Ok what now", "what about now", "hey did a fish hit your leg?" "Hey its raining", "OK what about now"
1.5 hours of that and I was rooting for the sharks to end the movie quickly.
Worst....movie.....ever
www.imdb.com/title/tt0374102/
"Hey the boat left without us"....
"what are we gonna do now", "what about now", "how about now", "Hey the current is taking us away", "Ok what now", "what about now", "hey did a fish hit your leg?" "Hey its raining", "OK what about now"
1.5 hours of that and I was rooting for the sharks to end the movie quickly.
Worst....movie.....ever
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I have watched 7 of these remarkable films.
Of those I'm struggling to think of which one I hate the most, Battlefield Earth or Highlander II.
Aw who am I kidding? Highlander II would be at the very top of my "Worst and Most Hated Films of All Time"
Of those I'm struggling to think of which one I hate the most, Battlefield Earth or Highlander II.
Aw who am I kidding? Highlander II would be at the very top of my "Worst and Most Hated Films of All Time"
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saw 11 of those travesties.
I would probably rate Highlander II just behind "Refer Madness" and "Plan 9". Only movie I've ever seen at the theater where I almost asked for my money back.
I would probably rate Highlander II just behind "Refer Madness" and "Plan 9". Only movie I've ever seen at the theater where I almost asked for my money back.
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The true horror of Highlander II is, of course, that it followed the excellent Highlander. Some of these movies are the only one, not part of a series. But to be let down as badly as HII let us down... There's a special hatred for that abomination.
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I saw 5 of them, and parts of 3 or 4 others. I am surprised that a few other movies didn't make the list: Starship Troopers, Son of Mask, Star Trek V....and my most hated film ever, The Notebook
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Tell me if she laughs or cries
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i'll have to admit to having seen 8 of them. I'm not saying which 8 tho. 
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have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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I count 5. Maybe 6. And I'm very disappointed that I missed Sex Lives of the Potato Men.
I just recently watched Howard the Duck for the first time. It was silly, but entertaining for what it was. So piffle on these list makers anyhow.
I just recently watched Howard the Duck for the first time. It was silly, but entertaining for what it was. So piffle on these list makers anyhow.
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