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ABC Beard Prophecies
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 11:47 pm
by dANdeLION
Covenant's beard was described as prophetic. This is your chance to offer up some of the multitudinous ways TC's warned the humble denizens of the land, AND be a minuscule part of yet another dANdeLION home run thread!
OK, I'll start:
aTOMiC will post in this thread.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:30 am
by aTOMiC
Big, nasty things will happen on election day.
Re: ABC Beard Prophecies
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:59 am
by dANdeLION
dANdeLION wrote:
aTOMiC will post in this thread.
The beard knows all.
Re: ABC Beard Prophecies
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:05 pm
by aTOMiC
dANdeLION wrote:dANdeLION wrote:
aTOMiC will post in this thread.
The beard knows all.
To be fair that one was like shooting fish in a barrel.
I predict the next poster will get this thread back on track.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:32 pm
by dANdeLION
Barrel or no barrel, the Beard feasts on fish.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:36 pm
by aTOMiC
I stand corrected. I now predict the NEXT poster will get this thread back on track.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:20 pm
by dANdeLION
The Beard has decreed that Mallorys is the only path to 3K.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:22 pm
by dANdeLION
Oh, and the Beard told me why my car won't start.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:23 pm
by dANdeLION
I filled the tank the night before.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:58 pm
by aTOMiC2
dANdeLION wrote:I filled the tank the night before.
Which is a giant bummer to be sure.
I predict someone will post a prediction after me (hopefully).
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:10 am
by dANdeLION
THE beard predicts there will be further predictions; though most will seem nonsensical.
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:30 am
by sgt.null
the Beard predicts the Return to Mallory's of the Prodigal Sergeant.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 12:47 am
by dANdeLION
...and there will be weeping, and gnashing of teeth.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 1:26 pm
by aTOMiC
The beard is unduly emotional
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 4:44 pm
by deer of the dawn
The beard has no awareness of alphabetical order and therefore the beard predicts that the next poster may or may not begin their post with the letter %.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 7:21 pm
by dANdeLION
aTOMiC wrote:The beard is unduly emotional
This is Covenant's beard we're talking about here. Therefore, the Beard is borderline psychotic! You'd have to be a moron not to have realized that before now.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 7:28 pm
by dANdeLION
deer of the dawn wrote:The beard has no awareness of alphabetical order and therefore the beard predicts that the next poster may or may not begin their post with the letter %.
Not true. The Beard is not bound to the rules of petty mortals such as yourself. Go strain a gnat and swallow a camel (preferably unlit, for your own sake) elsewhere!
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 11:14 am
by aTOMiC
Indeed I see not evidence that "The Beard" cares one whit about Alphabetical order or order of any kind.
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:17 am
by dANdeLION
Alphabetical order is well and good for mortals, weo need to be kept in their places. The beard does as he will; I pity the fool who dares question him.
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 5:09 pm
by deer of the dawn
It is the beard who titled the thread "ABC Beard Prophecies". Covenant was forever imposing impossible strictures upon himself and others. The Beard predicts that all will fall short of the glory of the beard.