Kevin's Watch

When lighting a match, do NOT wash the match because that is not how clean burning fuel works.

Thanks.

will this be a series?

sgt.null wrote:will this be a series?

I have no idea.

To avoid having to cut, package, and refrigerate a side of beef, with the attendant risk of spoilage in case the apocalypse cuts off power, eat the entire side of beef immediately.

Thank you. Good advice indeed.

Boomerangs don't always come back.

dANdeLION wrote:Boomerangs don't always come back.

That I know. Especially when they end up on a roof.

Don't pay for your B-17's in advance.

dANdeLION wrote:Don't pay for your B-17's in advance.

Naturally as some jerk is guaranteed to mishandle it and break off the props and the landing gear.

You can never unsee a drunk friend hitting on a gay guy with a mohawk.

Sounds like a pretty typical Friday night to me.

dANdeLION wrote:You can never unsee a drunk friend hitting on a gay guy with a mohawk.

He claimed he couldn't tell. How come you and I knew the moment we saw "her" but he had no idea?
That's a special kind if drunk.

But what advice does aTOMiC get from that? This game is confusing.

Sorus wrote:But what advice does aTOMiC get from that? This game is confusing.

The lesson is if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it's probably a duck in spite of what the beer goggles say.

This event occurred in like 1984 and we have never let our friend forget it although dAN tends to keep it alive more than I do.
It was pretty funny though.

When driving in the rain, do not rest both feet on the dashboard at the same time.

Sound advice, deer.

There are better car air fresheners than a half-eaten chicken.

dANdeLION wrote:There are better car air fresheners than a half-eaten chicken.

It was a half eaten hamburger but good advice.

I didn't know about the burger, but I clearly remember the chicken.