Uh...
I don't know exactly why my wife and I keep watching this film series.
However I endured the latest and when I say endured I mean survived.
Maybe I enjoy hearing myself groan out loud.
Maybe I like turning to look at my wife and see that the expression on her face exactly matches how I feel at that moment.
Maybe I like staring at the faces of the supposed "celebrity" cameos and wonder "who the hell is that?" (The ones I don't recognize through 10 layers of makeup and bad plastic surgery are usually reality television nobodies, at least according to my wife.)
Logic simply doesn't apply, certainly not to the story, not to the film making and not to the fact that people like me keep tuning in for more copious amounts of schlock, illogic and an inexhaustible supply of poorly rendered cgi sharks eating hundreds of one dimensional characters.
