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7 word story

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:22 pm
by Revan
We have a five word story... So I thought I'd make a seven word story... Just to try and get involved in this forum... because I haven't posted here until today... So... here we start :D

Once upon a time on a bright...

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:29 pm
by aTOMiC
starlit night an atomic explosion rent the

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:46 pm
by Revan
fabrics of time... and all nearly died

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:52 pm
by aTOMiC
but the universe was saved by a

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:56 pm
by Revan
post office on a very painful period

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 11:56 am
by dANdeLION
of time when all of the employees

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 11:59 am
by Revan
were bleeding very badly... and needed some

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:00 pm
by dANdeLION
serious vacation time, but were unable to

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:01 pm
by Revan
get it from their twat of a

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:06 pm
by dANdeLION
pathetic little specimen that tries to pass

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:10 pm
by Revan
leoprosy as a world wide currency. But

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:12 pm
by dANdeLION
fortunately he was too cheap to pay

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:14 pm
by Revan
and for that reason we give him

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:16 pm
by dANdeLION
John Tesh cd's for christmas because it's

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:19 pm
by Revan
it was complete and utter crap... and

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:21 pm
by dANdeLION
potentially the single best way to say

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:25 pm
by Revan
get bent you complete and utter loser

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:25 pm
by dANdeLION
and take this job and shove it up

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:28 pm
by Revan
your ugly saggy and uncleaned backside you

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:30 pm
by dANdeLION
stupid little bald fat pig-like excuse for