Random Exercises in Pure Logic Inspired by Today's Headlines

Post by **Wosbald** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:24 pm

+JMJ+

When killing heads-of-state is terroristified, only terrorists will kill heads-of-state.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:12 pm

Oh, snap.

I do believe we run the risk of Tankifying Mallory's, God forbid, but let's go with it.

As Australia burns, the world learns... what it's losing.

(I really don't think that more than 1% of the rest of the world knew what a quokka was.)

Post by **Wosbald** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:11 pm

+JMJ+

Police don't stop crimes. Criminals do.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Jan 27, 2020 3:09 pm

Trump grabbed the pro-life vote by the pussy hat.

(Which, I believe, is all he's doing. I don't think the Donald gives a rat's ass about unborn babies, just looking to keep "evangelicals" on his side.)

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Apr 26, 2020 2:18 am

Fair point

Trump urges Americans to inject disinfectant

Post by **Wosbald** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 4:25 pm

+JMJ+

George Floyd is dead cuz Real Libertarianism has never been tried.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:47 pm

Buy cheap Boeing stock now and put future boings in your piggy bank.

Post by **Icarus Unfallen** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:14 am

Boeing?? Trust someone with deep ties to aviation. Right region, wrong market, wrong moment.

Buy Amazon a decade ago. Today, no worries.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Jul 19, 2020 6:36 am

Embrace the new America with the promise of water for your morning shower and in your dishwasher

Still has no clue what Diddly Donnie was on about

but yay ... water ... cuz water is good. ... is one of the bigly goods wez all needz

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Mon Jul 27, 2020 2:56 pm

Icarus Unfallen wrote:Boeing?? Trust someone with deep ties to aviation. Right region, wrong market, wrong moment.

Skynews
British Airways has said it will retire all of its Boeing 747s as it suffers from the sharp travel downturn.

Does this mean my stock is now worthless???

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Aug 07, 2020 7:29 am

yup

Australia enforces mandatory hotel quarrentining at civilians own expense 1 COVID potential victims 0

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Aug 31, 2020 12:42 am

These enemies you describe are exactly what my Zero-Zero cyborgs will be on the lookout for.

Bringen Sie Dr. Gilmore und die Null-Null Cyborgs hierher.

Bring Dr. Gilmore and the Zero-Zero cyborgs in.

Umgebung sind Regionen mit Sicherheit nicht, oder 0.0 ("nullsec" oder "Null-Null").

Surrounding these are regions with no security, or 0.0 ("nullsec" or "zero-zero").

Dr. Gilmore! Und unsere Null-Null Cyborgs! Sie sind verhaftet, und zwar wegen Mordes!

Dr. Gilmore, you and all your Zero-Zero cyborgs are under arrest for first-degree homicide.

Null-Null ist bei mir.

Zero-zero is with me.

Null-null-eins, null-null-eins, null-null.

Zero-zero-one, zero-zero-one zero-zero.

Null-Null liegt am Boden und es sieht böse aus.

Old Double O is down and seems badly hurt.

Die Küche ist köstlich, reichlich, organisch und Null-Null; der Wein (rot) ist so weich wie Mineralwasser gefallen.

The cuisine is delicious, abundant, organic and nil-zero; the wine (red) has dropped as soft as mineral water.

Zur Zeit verfolgen wir einen Null-Null Cyborg.

At this very moment, we're on the trail of one of those cyborgs.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sun Jan 08, 2023 5:00 pm

If at first you don't succeed in being elected Arizona's governor, try, try, again until your claims are dismissed out of all the courts.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Jun 10, 2023 7:28 am

California Family Finds 1 Million Pennies While Cleaning Out Old Home

John Reyes is hoping to sell the copper coins for $25,000 and says it's possible some of the coins might be particularly rare.

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