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Random Exercises in Pure Logic Inspired by Today's Headlines
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:24 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
When killing heads-of-state is terroristified, only terrorists will kill heads-of-state.
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:12 pm
by deer of the dawn
Oh, snap.
I do believe we run the risk of Tankifying Mallory's, God forbid, but let's go with it.
As Australia burns, the world learns... what it's losing.
(I really don't think that more than 1% of the rest of the world knew what a quokka was.)
Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:11 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Police don't stop crimes. Criminals do.
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2020 3:09 pm
by deer of the dawn
Trump grabbed the pro-life vote by the pussy hat.
(Which, I believe, is all he's doing. I don't think the Donald gives a rat's ass about unborn babies, just looking to keep "evangelicals" on his side.)
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 2:18 am
by Skyweir
Fair point
Trump urges Americans to inject disinfectant
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 4:25 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
George Floyd is dead cuz Real Libertarianism™ has never been tried.
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:47 pm
by Lazy Luke
Buy cheap Boeing stock now and put future boings in your piggy bank.
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:14 am
by Icarus Unfallen
Boeing?? Trust someone with deep ties to aviation. Right region, wrong market, wrong moment.
Buy Amazon a decade ago. Today, no worries.
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 6:36 am
by Skyweir
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2020 2:56 pm
by Lazy Luke
Icarus Unfallen wrote:Boeing?? Trust someone with deep ties to aviation. Right region, wrong market, wrong moment.
Skynews
British Airways has said it will retire all of its Boeing 747s as it suffers from the sharp travel downturn.
Does this mean my stock is now worthless???
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2020 7:29 am
by Skyweir
yup
Australia enforces mandatory hotel quarrentining at civilians own expense 1 COVID potential victims 0
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 12:42 am
by sgt.null
These enemies you describe are exactly what my Zero-Zero cyborgs will be on the lookout for.
Bringen Sie Dr. Gilmore und die Null-Null Cyborgs hierher.
Bring Dr. Gilmore and the Zero-Zero cyborgs in.
Umgebung sind Regionen mit Sicherheit nicht, oder 0.0 ("nullsec" oder "Null-Null").
Surrounding these are regions with no security, or 0.0 ("nullsec" or "zero-zero").
Dr. Gilmore! Und unsere Null-Null Cyborgs! Sie sind verhaftet, und zwar wegen Mordes!
Dr. Gilmore, you and all your Zero-Zero cyborgs are under arrest for first-degree homicide.
Null-Null ist bei mir.
Zero-zero is with me.
Null-null-eins, null-null-eins, null-null.
Zero-zero-one, zero-zero-one zero-zero.
Null-Null liegt am Boden und es sieht böse aus.
Old Double O is down and seems badly hurt.
Die Küche ist köstlich, reichlich, organisch und Null-Null; der Wein (rot) ist so weich wie Mineralwasser gefallen.
The cuisine is delicious, abundant, organic and nil-zero; the wine (red) has dropped as soft as mineral water.
Zur Zeit verfolgen wir einen Null-Null Cyborg.
At this very moment, we're on the trail of one of those cyborgs.
Random Exercises in Pure Logic Inspired by Today's Headlines
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2023 5:00 pm
by Cord Hurn
If at first you don't succeed in being elected Arizona's governor, try, try, again until your claims are dismissed out of all the courts.
Random Exercises in Pure Logic Inspired by Today's Headlines
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2023 7:28 am
by sgt.null
California Family Finds 1 Million Pennies While Cleaning Out Old Home
John Reyes is hoping to sell the copper coins for $25,000 and says it's possible some of the coins might be particularly rare.
but yay ... water ... cuz water is good. ... is one of the bigly goods wez all needz