Reply with a Random Quote from a Random Watcher

Post by **kevinswatch** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 2:20 am

Simple as it sounds. You must reply by finding a random quote said by someone on the Watch from some random forum from some random moment in time. I'll start.

Posted: 12 Dec 2002 04:55 pm

aliantha wrote:Okay, but, um, the bird. The hardcover of LFB on eBay has a bird. Where's the bird from?

https://kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/v ... .php?t=384

-jay

Post by **StevieG** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 3:07 am

Mar 13 2004

dlbpharmd wrote:Ok, it's official - I'm addicted to the gradual interview on SRD's website. I check it every day!

https://kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/v ... 8949#98949

Post by **kevinswatch** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 3:12 am

Ooo, good idea, link to the original post, I should have thought of that.

Posted: 20 Aug 2004 11:52 am

Nightraven wrote:I just have one thing to say. SRD better complete the entire 3rd chronicles before he kicks the bucket. I'd hate to have to travel to heaven/hell and drag his undead ass back to earth.

https://kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/v ... php?t=4318

-jay

Post by **StevieG** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 3:21 am

June 30 2006, 5:38am (my time, probably):

dANdeLION wrote:You two wouldn't know a joke if it hit you in the face. The fact that you think there's such a thing as a joke school proves it!

https://kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/v ... 355#377355

Post by **kevinswatch** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 3:32 am

Posted: 23 Jul 2018 01:52 pm

High Lord Tolkien wrote:I always thought of their robes like bathrobes.
No seriously. Just something basic, no frills or details.
With something light underneath (underwearish)
I wish I imagined them wearing something like the pic you posted but nope.

https://kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/v ... hp?t=26216

-jay

Post by **kevinswatch** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 2:14 am

Posted: 02 Dec 2002 12:49 pm

[Syl] wrote:Y'know, I've never thought about Giant endowment until now.

https://kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/v ... .php?t=367

-jay

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 2:32 am

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2003 10:13 pm

Dromond wrote:Banas Nimoram:

Yes, we have no bananas.

https://kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/v ... 1841#21841

Post by **kevinswatch** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 3:20 am

Posted: 02 Jan 2005 11:11 am

Furls Fire wrote:puissant...

everything is puissant

https://kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/v ... php?t=5649

-jay

Post by **Damelon** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:03 am

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:29 pm Post subject: Linden Avery is fine you monsters

Gadget nee Jemcheeta wrote:Hey can someone point me to the threads where I can read all the slander and lies thrown about to attack my main chicken Linden? I want to make sure I'm only rehashing played out arguments but can't find them hehehe

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 3:41 pm

Greetings, my Brothers and Sisters. I have come to spread the almighty word of The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters. For too long we have lived in the shadow of the Linden Avery Support Guild. For countless ages we have quietly sat while the minions of the Queen of Inaction have dominated the discussion here at the Watch. For generations we have awaited patiently for a time when The Chronicles would no longer be plagued by the evil that is Linden Avery. We have waited while the unholy supporters of the Chosen have tried to convince us that Linden Avery really is a worthy successor to the great Thomas Covenant.

Well, to you my Brothers and Sisters, I say to you,

NO MORE!

No more shall we stand to listen to the lies preached by the Linden Avery Support Guild. No more shall we stand to accept a second rate character to continue on as a farce of a main character in the great Chronicles of Thomas Covenant. No more shall we hide our annoyance with the great Queen of Inaction, and her many forsaken qualities. The Chosen is eternally whiney and is forever complainey. She tricks us with pages and pages of endless thought, misjudgment, and a fear of taking action. We require a lead character who isn't afraid to shoot fireballs out of their ass and completely annihilate and destroy every living thing within a thirty mile radius in order to accomplish their goal, whatever it may or may not be. We require a lead character who leaps before they look, and who acts immediately in every situation, without even taking a nanosecond to consider the possibilities. The time for action has come! No more shall we sit around and "think" about what is going on! For the Way of Thought is the Way of Inaction, which is mandate of the unholy queen.

Now, my Brothers and Sisters, I am aware that many of you have fallen from the light. You have grown weak and have submitted yourselves to the foul teachings of the Linden Avery Support Guild. You have allowed yourselves to accept the fact that Linden Avery has been chosen to lead the story of the Chronicles, and there is nothing we can do to stop her reign of terror. You have given up hope that nothing can be done to save our mortal spirits. You have allowed yourselves to consider thinking the ultimate sin of proclamation: "Well, Linden Avery isn't too bad..."

But all is not lost, my Brothers and Sisters! For The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters is here to back into the holy light. THOOLAH forgives you of your sins! We must join together and proclaim to all of the Watch our annoyance with the Queen of Inaction! We must organize to be One Body, and One Unified Voice, for this is the only way we may combat the evil that is the Linden Avery Support Guild. They may try to trick us and tell us that she is not that bad, but we will always know of the evils of the Queen of Inaction. We must remain strong in the face of Averyness!

I ask you, my Brothers and Sisters, to look within your hearts, and you will see the truth that is THOOLAH. If you feel confused and conflicted by what you have been told by the Linden Avery Support Guild, then speak to us, my Brothers and Sisters, and we will help you find the Way of Action, Way of Truth, and the Way of THOOLAH.

The Holy Creed of The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters:

We shall denounce the many lies of the Linden Avery Support Guild
We shall be forever annoyed with the unholy ways of the Queen of Inaction
We shall be forever peeved with her tendency to over-analyze and whine until the cows come home
We shall await a time when then Chosen finally stops thinking and actually does something

Amen, my Brothers and Sisters. Our time has come.-jay

https://kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/v ... ht=thoolah

This quote started so much joy and fun for so many people and so much confusion and angst for others.

Post by **kevinswatch** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 4:06 am

Hahaha. Definitely my all time greatest post in 22 years here. Hands down.

I love that yelling THOOLAH on random SRD Facebook groups to this day still gets a reaction.

And my one regret is not being there for that Elohimfest where the group started chating "THOOLAH THOOLAH THOOLAH" to SRD, from what I heard, haha.

Good times.

Posted: 09 Mar 2004 11:31 am

matrixman wrote:Well, this explains why Troy always wanted to hang around Elena.

https://kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/v ... php?t=3128

-jay

Post by **StevieG** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 5:45 am

Posted Wed Dec 4, 2002 2:11pm

danlo wrote:That is awesome F&F welcome 2 the Watch!!!

https://kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/v ... =6308#6308

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:51 pm

Posted Monday Oct 24, 2022 10:59 pm

shadowbindingshoe wrote: Lady Alif was completely wrong for Thomas Covenant. She's a talented actor and he needs honesty in his partner. Joan scarred him and he fears to trust. Linden hid her heart deep but she was all about honesty.

https://kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/v ... 35#1150735

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Jul 09, 2023 10:27 pm

zealously you work against the
clock to put as many posts in
before the Kevin's Watch
chronometer (on New Zealand time,
naturally) resets to the next month.