Kevin's Watch

This is a request for equal treatment of Ravers such as myself. We may be evil, but we're people too. Recently, people have been belittling us Ravers, in general. That makes us sad, and being sad makes us bored, and being bored makes us evilly creative. For example, we might move Six Flags to Andelain.

Please give us a little respect, just a little.

Turiya Foul

But if it makes you creative . . . Oh, fine! Here . . . *gives you some respect* That should last through the winter.

Ugh. Not you, Foul, you're part of the Evil! Besides, we both know that I'm the brains of the operation. *that look the cat gets when he throws up on the rug and you step in it.... smug, I think*

Yes, you're the brains of the operation . . .

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Lord Foul wrote:Yes, you're the brains of the operation . . .

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Mmhmm.... Well, what's this for then? Cheese?

Oh, you remember that cheese thread? Bah, darn people and their lingering memories.

So, you like to wear women's clothes then. We've given cheese a chance, and inducted it into our ranks.

Well, as no one else has replied, I think it's time to make this a hostage situation. *gets a mower* If someone who is not Evil does not give me my respect, I will mow Andelain.

Haruchai who respect each other often share ritual combat.

Since signals of respect differ so among cultures, I have no idea whether this would be satisfactory.

If you are asking if you can drop-kick me, the answer is no. Respect is not being mean to, making slanderous comments about, or making fun of Ravers, and other Evil Ones. *I look ridiculous, sitting here on a riding lawn mower and saying this* *drums fingers on wheel* We're waiting....

"Drop-kick me, First Mark, through the goalposts of life"--?

Actually I wasn't asking if I could drop-kick you. I was suggesting that we each try to drop-kick each other, and may the most skilled sentient win!

If you don't believe this means genuine respect where I come from, look again at Korik vs. Tull in "Gilden-Fire"...

Ooops, that was me.

If you're not into martial arts this millennium, you could always join me for a nice pot of Westron Mountains tea.

To my knowledge, I, the arguably non-Evil Roger Covenant, have never been slanderous or insulting about you or your Raving associates. You have my utmost respect, Turiya (as long as you're not an 8-year-old pimp who thinks she's a Raver...oops, wrong thread ) and I bow before your radiant magnificence. There, done - now will you please give me back my thermal underpants?

You don't get it, Jr. If you're nice to them, they think you're belittling them. If you're mean to them, they think you're insulting them. They're evil, dang it; they see everything you do through spite-coloured glasses. The only thing they understand is when you defeat them in issue # 100.....and even then they'll be back for more by # 134.

*gives CovJr back his thermal underpants* I ironed them for you.

Durris, do you know about parkour? It's a sort of jumping martial art. You know, 20 foot high platform, 10 feet to the next platform over, which is 10 feet lower/higher. That's fun.

dAN, I am not totally evil. Without evil, good cannot exist. (Look at the yin-yang philosophy thing- sorry, I don't know the proper term.) You'd have a world full of vegetarian hippies, and there'd be nothing fun to do. Satan himself was not totally evil. He had a plot to marry Nature, and he stopped the total annihalation (cannot spell) of the gypsies, because Orb traveled with gypsies.

Give Ravers respect, and we will not mow Andelain.
-TF

dAN wrote:You don't get it, Jr. If you're nice to them, they think you're belittling them. If you're mean to them, they think you're insulting them.

no dAN that's Zeph...

Turiya wrote:

Durris, do you know about parkour? It's a sort of jumping martial art. You know, 20 foot high platform, 10 feet to the next platform over, which is 10 feet lower/higher. That's fun.

*SPROINGGG* *quadruple somersault with 3 1/2 twists to a cat-footed landing on the next platform*

Your turn!

(Holy bleep, is virtual able-bodiedness fun. )

What's going on down there, kids?! Don't make me come down from my Creche!

The early morning sun has an odd way of bouncing off my monitor--that combined with a little zoned out "deep thought" dyslexia made me start cracking up-cause I could have sworn, for a second or 2, that the title of this topic was: Elvis is a Person Too

He is, Donho, he is. In fact, the Swirling Eddies wrote a song about him:

Outdoor Elvis
from the album "Outdoor Elvis"
Words and Music by Camarillo Eddy
©1989 Broken Songs

out there where the air is clean
the red woods high, and the grass is green
people tell me they have seen
a giant footprint
is he fishing and skiing and hunting duck
with a guitar, shotgun, and a pick-up truck?
well, with any kind of luck
we'll photograph him

oh, oh, come again outdoor elvis
be our friend, save us outdoor elvis

the world has hope 'cause he's feelin' good
escaped the city, lives in the woods
this is the spot i think he stood
here's a giant footprint
a plaster cast where the pilgrims flock
and a ticket lines around the block
if we don't have the king what have we got?
life don't make no sense

oh, oh, come again outdoor elvis
be our friend, save us outdoor elvis
we have sinned, forgive us outdoor elvis

we'll build a shrine among the pines to you
we might have to set a trap to bring him back
dead or alive, if we want to survive
we gotta' bring him back (bring him back)
oh, oh, oh, oh

in his fishin' vest and his silver cape
i'll bet he's really looking great
you can pretty much tell that he's lost weight
from the depth of his footprint
it's said he croons when the moon's above
singing tenderly, "hunk a burnin' love"
it's nice to know he's still got his stuff hasn't
lost the accent

oh, oh, come again outdoor elvis
be our friend, save us outdoor elvis
we have sinned, forgive us outdoor elvis

we'll build a shrine among the pines to you
('till the end of time we'll stand in this line for you)
o.e. o.e. we look for a sign from you

we might have to set a trap
dead or alive, we'll bring him back

*bump*

Cuz i belive in equal rights for Ravers, their friends, and NOT the telemarketers who call them.