Bad Jokes

Post by **Eugen Razvan** » Fri May 14, 2004 1:53 pm

Why couldn't Lord Foul tell the time?

Because he couldn't find Kevin's Watch.

Post by **danlo** » Fri May 14, 2004 1:54 pm

Post by **Eugen Razvan** » Fri May 14, 2004 1:55 pm

It was brilliant, Danlo! admit it!

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri May 14, 2004 1:58 pm

That was the worst joke ever.

How many Amnion does it take to change a lightbulb?

2: one to grow a new one and the other to insert it.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Fri May 14, 2004 2:03 pm

I didn't get the amnion one, but the Foul one was ingenious. Wickham wins!

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri May 14, 2004 2:03 pm

Damn!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri May 14, 2004 3:16 pm

Ohh, bad Donaldson jokes! I got one!

Q: What won't you find in the Coercri giftshop?

A: Film for your Caamora.

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Fri May 14, 2004 3:18 pm

Here's the most Covenant-related joke yet:

What did Shaggy say when he couldn't find Scooby-Doo(tm)?

Dog-gone!

Post by **hierachy** » Fri May 14, 2004 3:20 pm

Lord Foul wrote:Here's the most Covenant-related joke yet:

What did Shaggy say when he couldn't find Scooby-Doo(tm)?

Dog-gone!

Post by **CovenantJr** » Fri May 14, 2004 9:37 pm

Dan, that was so bad it was funny

Foul, that was so bad it was bad

Post by **Revan** » Wed May 26, 2004 2:31 pm

CovenantJr wrote:Dan, that was so bad it was funny

Foul, that was so bad it was bad

LOL! So true!

These are the worst jokes in the history of bad jokes, you should all be shot.

Post by **Seafoam Understone** » Wed May 26, 2004 4:08 pm

err, Oh I know
What did the umpire say everytime the Despiser threw a pitch at the Land Baseball game?

FOUL BALL!

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Wed May 26, 2004 7:29 pm

Arggghhh. *dies*

Post by **Revan** » Thu May 27, 2004 10:11 am

Lord Foul wrote:Arggghhh. *dies*

ROTFLMAO!!!! :LOLS:

Post by **Ylva Kresh** » Thu May 27, 2004 11:11 am

This thread reminds me of one of my all-time-favourite threads: the silly chronicles definition game...

(where Dromond wrote:

Banas Nimoram:

Yes, we have no bananas

)

Post by **Revan** » Fri May 28, 2004 2:21 pm

Ur-Vile wrote:That was the worst joke ever.

How many Amnion does it take to change a lightbulb?

2: one to grow a new one and the other to insert it.

Hypocrite.

Post by **Jake** » Fri May 28, 2004 2:50 pm

That's a bit mean, he was just kidding.