Bad Jokes
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 1:53 pm
Why couldn't Lord Foul tell the time?
Because he couldn't find Kevin's Watch.
Because he couldn't find Kevin's Watch.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 1:54 pm
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 1:55 pm
It was brilliant, Danlo! admit it! 
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 1:58 pm
That was the worst joke ever.
How many Amnion does it take to change a lightbulb?
2: one to grow a new one and the other to insert it.
How many Amnion does it take to change a lightbulb?
2: one to grow a new one and the other to insert it.
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 2:03 pm
I didn't get the amnion one, but the Foul one was ingenious. Wickham wins!
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 2:03 pm
Damn!
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 3:16 pm
Ohh, bad Donaldson jokes! I got one!
Q: What won't you find in the Coercri giftshop?
A: Film for your Caamora.
Q: What won't you find in the Coercri giftshop?
A: Film for your Caamora.
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 3:18 pm
Here's the most Covenant-related joke yet:
What did Shaggy say when he couldn't find Scooby-Doo(tm)?
Dog-gone!
What did Shaggy say when he couldn't find Scooby-Doo(tm)?
Dog-gone!
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 3:20 pm
Lord Foul wrote:Here's the most Covenant-related joke yet:
What did Shaggy say when he couldn't find Scooby-Doo(tm)?
Dog-gone!
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 9:37 pm
Dan, that was so bad it was funny 
Foul, that was so bad it was bad
Foul, that was so bad it was bad
Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 2:31 pm
LOL! So true!CovenantJr wrote:Dan, that was so bad it was funny
Foul, that was so bad it was bad
These are the worst jokes in the history of bad jokes, you should all be shot.
Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 4:08 pm
err, Oh I know
What did the umpire say everytime the Despiser threw a pitch at the Land Baseball game?
FOUL BALL!
What did the umpire say everytime the Despiser threw a pitch at the Land Baseball game?
FOUL BALL!
Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 7:29 pm
Arggghhh. *dies*
Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 10:11 am
ROTFLMAO!!!!Lord Foul wrote:Arggghhh. *dies*
Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 11:11 am
This thread reminds me of one of my all-time-favourite threads: the silly chronicles definition game... (where Dromond wrote:
)Banas Nimoram:
Yes, we have no bananas
Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 2:21 pm
Hypocrite.Ur-Vile wrote:That was the worst joke ever.
How many Amnion does it take to change a lightbulb?
2: one to grow a new one and the other to insert it.
Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 2:50 pm
That's a bit mean, he was just kidding.