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Covenant pick up lines
Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2002 3:42 pm
by Sevothtarte
Mhoram: "Want to feel the power of my Staff of Law?"
Linden: "Give me a wedding ring and I will do anything."
Kasreyn: "Here's looking at you, kid."
Bannor: "I don't need sleep. I have superhuman strenght and endurance. I haven't had a woman in 2000 years."
Foamfollower: "I'm a GIANT. Need I say more?"
Lena: "Rape me and I will love you forever."
Elena: "You're interested in forbidden love?"
A Raver: "Look, I can be any man you want."
Nom: "Just say my name, baby, and even the ocean won't keep me away from you."
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 1:50 pm
by onions
The raver's funny!
But I think you should take the Lena-part out. It's not funny, it's only sick.
onions
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 5:23 pm
by duchess of malfi
I'm sort of fond of that Mhoram/Elena doing Austin Powers exchange that got posted in the Question to Female Fans thread. God, that made me laugh!
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 5:49 pm
by [Syl]
Y'know, I've never thought about Giant endowment until now.
Manethrall Lithe: "The Ranyhyn aren't the only ones who can ride all night long."
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 8:19 pm
by Lord Mhoram
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 10:18 pm
by Landwaster
I just realised ... the ranyhyn must have been the cutest sorts going around the Land. They got by far the most whistles.
Didn't the Haruchai always get a ranyhyn upon presentation? If my last 'exchange' was 2 millenia ago, I suppose I'd be whistling at horses, too.
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 3:23 am
by kaseryn
lol
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 3:26 pm
by CovenantJr
Ill-tempered recluse, 30, seeks soulmake for out-of-body experiences and battles with ancient evil. Must be shallow, selfish gold-digger or emotionally crippled, whining harridan. High maintenance a must.
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 6:41 pm
by Brinn of the Haruchai
Any gravilingas(sp) "Wanna help me warm my rocks?"
Any Lillebrand "HEy care to stroke my rod?"
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 6:44 pm
by Bannor
Excellent, Sevothtarte!
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 8:10 pm
by kevinswatch
"Bannor: "I don't need sleep. I have superhuman strenght and endurance. I haven't had a woman in 2000 years.""
Hahahahaha. That was hilarious. I need to start using that line, heh. OK, here's mine.
Covenant: "You don't really exist, but would you care to be raped anyway?"
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 8:24 pm
by Lord Mhoram
LOL
Elena: "My father's not the only man in my life."
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2002 3:54 am
by Landwaster
Crikey ... getting a bit risque!
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2002 4:46 am
by Guest
Indeed. Seems like some of the guys around here are (ahem) having Bannor's problem! Been awhile, eh?
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2002 5:23 am
by Landwaster
Can you visualise Bannor turning up at the bar and blurting to his mates over a beer : "It's been aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages." ???
And they were always on guard, I believe they didn't sleep, and only ate very frugally, so where was the chance of release?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 12:13 am
by Guest
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 12:29 am
by Landwaster
Surely they snuck in a romp here and there.
How many times did {Bloodguard 1} & {Bloodguard 2) remain outside the cave/clearing/etc to keep watch?
Keep watch? Garbage! They were off having a quick naughty, out-of-sight from the crowd.
I now demand someone read the books again and take note of every time 1 or more of them were off out-of-sight,
supposedly keeping guard!
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 2:25 am
by Guest
OH, MY!!
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 2:49 am
by Earthblood
Stop right now!!! I can't have this picture of Bloodguard painted in my head!!!
(wasn't there a similar theory introduced about the Japanese Samuri warriors?)
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 3:00 am
by Guest
well, they did vow to give up wives, no mention of husbands