Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than The Matrix
1. Because Yoda REALLY DOES know Kung-Fu.
2. Spaceships fly in actual space, not in cramped toilet tubes.
3. Jedi Knights don't need sunglasses to make them look cool.
4. The machines and computers in SW do what they're told.
5. Because R2-D2 could take down the entire Matrix with one well-timed hack.
6. Star Wars has Anthony Daniels play a robot. The Matrix has Neo played by a robot.
7. You don't need pills to understand Yoda's teachings.
8. Neo can dodge bullets, but Luke doesn't have to cuz Stormtroopers can't aim.
9. Christian Haydensen's acting is more convincingly wooden than Keanu Reeves's.
10. Zion is a bigger mudhole than Dagobah.
11. C-3PO has more facial expressions than Keanu.
12. It only took one trilogy for The Matrix to go bad.
13. Star Wars has an ending.
14. Un-named background characters in Matrix don't get an action figure and novel.
15. There's at least one good Star Wars game.
16. All the Emperor has to do is shoot electricity through his fingers and he would short out all the machines.
17. You don't need a degree in Philosophy to understand the script.
18. Can the Nebuchadnezzar make the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs?
19. The power of the One is insignificant compared to the power of the Force.
20. Neo got killed trying to save Zion, Luke only lost a hand while saving the galaxy!
These are just my favorites. The entire list is at www.theforce.net/humor/topten/ct10_swbe ... trix.shtml if you want some fun reading.
