Meatlore... or Beef, it's what for dinner

[[Syl]]

It's weird. I would've thought the inhabitants of the Land would be vegetarians. It would fit with the Oath of Peace, their use of wood and all. Perhaps there's room for animal lore... you know, a few deep, unintelligible words sung to a cow and it gives you a tenderloin or something then walks away.

LFB, Ch. 6, Legend of Berek Halfhand

It was a bountiful meal: there was cold salt beef covered with a steaming gravy, wild rice, dried apples, brown bread, and cheese

LFB, Ch. 11, The Unhomed

When Covenant loosened its drawstrings, he found salt beef, cheese, old bread, and more than a dozen tangerines as big as his two fists, as well as a leather jug which he could hardly lift.

[Tenara]

As a vegetarian myself, I tend to agree with you. But I think it's probably more a case of slaughtering the animals quickly and painlessly, and holding a simple ritual to thank them for their gift of food.

Plus it's something that SRD probably just didn't think about.

[Landwaster]

Maybe the animals were made of tofu?

[Michael Giantfriend]

Maybe the animals were made of tofu?

ROTFLMAO!

[Prince of Amber]

Stupid I know but what does ROTFLMAO mean?

[duchess of malfi]

Umm. It means "Roll on the Floor Laughing my a** off"

[Vain]

Just don't go asking Sky what *LOL* means

[matrixman]

I thought I'd bump this thread to complement Myste's about paper in the Land.

The problem of paper seems not nearly as troubling as the question of where Landfolk get their meat from. Syl makes a very good point here. The people of the Land aren't just lovey-dovey vegetarians, eh?

Perhaps there's room for animal lore... you know, a few deep, unintelligible words sung to a cow and it gives you a tenderloin or something then walks away.

[Fist and Faith]

Maybe they just said it was beef, but it was really Cavewight. There'd be less objection to killing them, but nobody'd want to eat it, so they called it beef.

[Variol Farseer]

I thought I'd bump this thread to complement Myste's about paper in the Land.

The problem of paper seems not nearly as troubling as the question of where Landfolk get their meat from. Syl makes a very good point here. The people of the Land aren't just lovey-dovey vegetarians, eh?

Certainly not. Triock was a Cattleherd, after all. You don't suppose he did it as an exercise in veterinary philanthropy, do you? Helping little old cows cross the road out of the Boy Scout goodness of his heart? Didn't think so.

Here in Alberta, most of us understand cattle. I may be an effete city slicker, but I'm not incapacitated by it; I have some familiarity with livestock. And I'm here to tell you, beef cattle may just be the only form of animal life that is more sentient after being slaughtered and eaten. Those critters can barely outwit grass.

(If you interpret this to mean that I consider eating beef morally neutral, you're right. Eating chickens, on the other hand, is positively virtuous. Chickens are not only stupid, they're mean. The blighters deserve all they get!)

[matrixman]

Great answer, Variol!

So you're in Alberta? I hear that the folks in your province are peeved that High Lord Martin is still in power in Ottawa. (Or na-Mhoram Martin, if you want to be nasty.)

I'm a Manitoban city slicker, by the way. Nice ta meet ya.

[CovenantJr]

I'm here to tell you, beef cattle may just be the only form of animal life that is more sentient after being slaughtered and eaten. Those critters can barely outwit grass.

Eating chickens, on the other hand, is positively virtuous. Chickens are not only stupid, they're mean. The blighters deserve all they get!

You've given me my first good laugh of the day, Variol. Thank you

[Haruchai]

They probably just only killed what they need - and killing them quickly and painlessly, as Alibran said.

[dANdeLION]

Variol, you just made my reaching 40 worth it!

[Myste]

And I'm here to tell you, beef cattle may just be the only form of animal life that is more sentient after being slaughtered and eaten. Those critters can barely outwit grass.

:lol:

As opposed to dairy cows??? Come on!

I imagine there's some sort of expression of gratitude when food animals are slaughtered in the Land. Maybe they don't go as far as thanking the spirit of the cow, but I can't imagine them eating anything that comes from the Earth without acknowledging the gift. Look at how they eat aliantha.

[danlo]

What? After you eat a platefull of meat you just throw a handful of cattle bones over your left shoulder?

[CovenantJr]

Look at how they eat aliantha.

Are you saying they eat the cows whole, then toss the bones to the earth in order to grow more cows?

[CovenantJr]

Beat me to it, Danlo!

[danlo]

(you owe me a beer Cov! )

[CovenantJr]

Come to UK Fest and get it