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What's your favourite type of girl?

Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 11:32 am
by dANdeLION
Well?

Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:55 pm
by Brinn
I like 'em all! Always have, always will.

Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:49 pm
by danlo
What the Haruchai said! 8)

Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 4:29 pm
by matrixman
We had our national election this past week and that was a tough vote. But that was peanuts compared with this tricky girl vote. I've made my choice, dANdeLION, but the choosing would have been far easier if 'Russian ladies' had been one of the options. :mrgreen:

Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 4:32 pm
by A Gunslinger
Before I answer, I need definitions for your girls types. I hate to enter into an arranged relationship without an explanation of the mechandise.

Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 5:24 pm
by Fist and Faith
How can one NOT like any particular type of girl? There are no bad girls. (Not to be confused with Bad Girls, of which there aren't remotely enough.)
Girl
Female
Woman

Oh, what glorious words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And what does Chris Stevens have to say about it?
Well folks, I've just come back from my short cruise on the river of spiritual renewal. You might be wondering, were my goals met, did I have that transcendent moment, the epiphany? You bet I did. You know, we men, we're always booking out, we join armies, frat houses, baseball teams--in my case, a monastery--all to the exclusion of our fair sisters. I'll tell you something, in that segregated, celibate world of men, a divine hand reached down, grabbed me by the belt strap and gave a hard yank. And to whom did this awesome hand belong? Woman.

That’s right, Cicely, my metaphysical moment, my revelation, was this: for me, there can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.

O woman! lovely woman! Nature made thee
To temper man: we had been brutes without you:
Angels are painted fair, to look like you;
There’s in you all that we believe of heaven,
Amazing brightness, purity and truth,
Eternal joy, and everlasting love.

Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 11:19 pm
by CovenantJr
Fist and Faith wrote:And what does Chris Stevens have to say about it?
Well folks, I've just come back from my short cruise on the river of spiritual renewal. You might be wondering, were my goals met, did I have that transcendent moment, the epiphany? You bet I did. You know, we men, we're always booking out, we join armies, frat houses, baseball teams--in my case, a monastery--all to the exclusion of our fair sisters. I'll tell you something, in that segregated, celibate world of men, a divine hand reached down, grabbed me by the belt strap and gave a hard yank. And to whom did this awesome hand belong? Woman.

That’s right, Cicely, my metaphysical moment, my revelation, was this: for me, there can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.

O woman! lovely woman! Nature made thee
To temper man: we had been brutes without you:
Angels are painted fair, to look like you;
There’s in you all that we believe of heaven,
Amazing brightness, purity and truth,
Eternal joy, and everlasting love.
All of which basically amounts to :twisted: heh

I chose "all" as well ;)

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 2:07 am
by Fist and Faith
CovenantJr wrote:All of which basically amounts to :twisted: heh

I chose "all" as well ;)
*nods to CJ's wisdom*

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 2:44 am
by aTOMiC
My favorite type of girl is the kind that loves Star Trek as much as I do. Screams in my ear when the Bucs score a touchdown. Cooks the most amazing lasagna. Suprises me with her parenting wisdom. Brings in half the family bread and makes me feel like a happy man even when I can't see the good in life. My favorite type of girl is my wife. Pretty mushy but true. Given the catagories to choose from I'm not quite sure which one applies the most since she's all of them. :D I'm sorry about bringing everyone's blood sugar level up.

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 5:33 am
by Fist and Faith
uuuummmmm.... Can I call your wife sometime??? Maybe just go out for coffee or something? :mrgreen:

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 3:10 pm
by dANdeLION
A Gunslinger wrote:Before I answer, I need definitions for your girls types. I hate to enter into an arranged relationship without an explanation of the mechandise.

I can give no explanations, but I will give examples.


Blue girls - Leper Fairy

Bug Girls (they don't cry) - Mrs. Wickham

Dutch girls - Dutchess

Speckle Girls - Emminburghemma

Angelic Girls - Furls Fire

Hot girls - Caamora (what's hotter than one of those?)

Mountain girls - Skyweir

All girls - All of the above, plus Infelice, Ms Mary, Myste, Durrin, etc.

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 4:09 pm
by Infelice
TOM C wrote:My favorite type of girl is the kind that loves Star Trek as much as I do. Screams in my ear when the Bucs score a touchdown. Cooks the most amazing lasagna. Suprises me with her parenting wisdom. Brings in half the family bread and makes me feel like a happy man even when I can't see the good in life. My favorite type of girl is my wife. Pretty mushy but true. Given the catagories to choose from I'm not quite sure which one applies the most since she's all of them. :D I'm sorry about bringing everyone's blood sugar level up.
TOM , that is so sweet and so mushy. Its nice to see a guy who can recognise and appreciate the amazingly, multi talented, multifaceted woman, with whom he choose to share his life.
:)

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 9:33 pm
by [Syl]
Had to go with hot. My wife is Hellfire, after all. :mrgreen:

Typically, though, I like a girl that's a challenge. I get bored pretty easily. Intelligence is the key, I'd say, but there's more than that. A bit ineffable. Cake did a pretty good job, though. So did Nerfherder

Smokin' good looks don't hurt, either. ;)

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:38 pm
by Tranquil Hegemony
Considering my track record with females, I'd just be happy with one that exists. And is female.
Jeff Murdoch wrote:Oh, she exists. She has tons of existence. I mean, not too much, she's not huge or anything. She's somewhere between completely imaginary and a truck.

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 8:35 am
by Revan
These choices suck. Infelices' one were of better description. :P

Though they were about men... so... always a down side to everything... :(

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:17 am
by A Gunslinger
dANdeLION wrote:
A Gunslinger wrote:Before I answer, I need definitions for your girls types. I hate to enter into an arranged relationship without an explanation of the mechandise.

I can give no explanations, but I will give examples.


Blue girls - Leper Fairy

Bug Girls (they don't cry) - Mrs. Wickham

Dutch girls - Dutchess

Speckle Girls - Emminburghemma

Angelic Girls - Furls Fire

Hot girls - Caamora (what's hotter than one of those?)

Mountain girls - Skyweir

All girls - All of the above, plus Infelice, Ms Mary, Myste, Durrin, etc.
In that case...ALL will suffice.

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:38 pm
by ___
I picked blue girls. That way our children will turn out turquoise....

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:58 pm
by The Leper Fairy
I was wondering why I was a blue girl and then CovJr explained it to me :oops:

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:05 pm
by CovenantJr
Heh, I have such depth of understanding.

And I've told you before, you get to call me by my real name - it feels too weird for you to call me by my Watch name. You know me far too well for that.

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:09 pm
by hierachy
CovenantJr wrote:Heh, I have such depth of understanding.

And I've told you before, you get to call me by my real name - it feels too weird for you to call me by my Watch name. You know me far too well for that.
Can I call you Bob?