What's your favourite type of girl?
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 11:32 am
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Well folks, I've just come back from my short cruise on the river of spiritual renewal. You might be wondering, were my goals met, did I have that transcendent moment, the epiphany? You bet I did. You know, we men, we're always booking out, we join armies, frat houses, baseball teams--in my case, a monastery--all to the exclusion of our fair sisters. I'll tell you something, in that segregated, celibate world of men, a divine hand reached down, grabbed me by the belt strap and gave a hard yank. And to whom did this awesome hand belong? Woman.
That’s right, Cicely, my metaphysical moment, my revelation, was this: for me, there can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
O woman! lovely woman! Nature made thee
To temper man: we had been brutes without you:
Angels are painted fair, to look like you;
There’s in you all that we believe of heaven,
Amazing brightness, purity and truth,
Eternal joy, and everlasting love.
All of which basically amounts toFist and Faith wrote:And what does Chris Stevens have to say about it?Well folks, I've just come back from my short cruise on the river of spiritual renewal. You might be wondering, were my goals met, did I have that transcendent moment, the epiphany? You bet I did. You know, we men, we're always booking out, we join armies, frat houses, baseball teams--in my case, a monastery--all to the exclusion of our fair sisters. I'll tell you something, in that segregated, celibate world of men, a divine hand reached down, grabbed me by the belt strap and gave a hard yank. And to whom did this awesome hand belong? Woman.
That’s right, Cicely, my metaphysical moment, my revelation, was this: for me, there can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
O woman! lovely woman! Nature made thee
To temper man: we had been brutes without you:
Angels are painted fair, to look like you;
There’s in you all that we believe of heaven,
Amazing brightness, purity and truth,
Eternal joy, and everlasting love.
*nods to CJ's wisdom*CovenantJr wrote:All of which basically amounts toheh
I chose "all" as well
A Gunslinger wrote:Before I answer, I need definitions for your girls types. I hate to enter into an arranged relationship without an explanation of the mechandise.
TOM , that is so sweet and so mushy. Its nice to see a guy who can recognise and appreciate the amazingly, multi talented, multifaceted woman, with whom he choose to share his life.TOM C wrote:My favorite type of girl is the kind that loves Star Trek as much as I do. Screams in my ear when the Bucs score a touchdown. Cooks the most amazing lasagna. Suprises me with her parenting wisdom. Brings in half the family bread and makes me feel like a happy man even when I can't see the good in life. My favorite type of girl is my wife. Pretty mushy but true. Given the catagories to choose from I'm not quite sure which one applies the most since she's all of them.I'm sorry about bringing everyone's blood sugar level up.
Jeff Murdoch wrote:Oh, she exists. She has tons of existence. I mean, not too much, she's not huge or anything. She's somewhere between completely imaginary and a truck.
In that case...ALL will suffice.dANdeLION wrote:A Gunslinger wrote:Before I answer, I need definitions for your girls types. I hate to enter into an arranged relationship without an explanation of the mechandise.
I can give no explanations, but I will give examples.
Blue girls - Leper Fairy
Bug Girls (they don't cry) - Mrs. Wickham
Dutch girls - Dutchess
Speckle Girls - Emminburghemma
Angelic Girls - Furls Fire
Hot girls - Caamora (what's hotter than one of those?)
Mountain girls - Skyweir
All girls - All of the above, plus Infelice, Ms Mary, Myste, Durrin, etc.
Can I call you Bob?CovenantJr wrote:Heh, I have such depth of understanding.
And I've told you before, you get to call me by my real name - it feels too weird for you to call me by my Watch name. You know me far too well for that.