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Lord Foul - Clothed in divine splendor... or stark naked?
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:51 pm
by Krilly
Donaldson never really describes the Despiser's attire does he? Correct me if I'm wrong. So I was thinking the other day (for no particular reason might I add, because I do not hold some sort of fetish for fictional gods of evil) that Lord Foul may be nekkid!
I mean, is he swathed in nothing but his flowing beard? Or does he sport some bling bling Nike wear? First rate dramatic armor of destruction? Atleast maybe a simple robe or Fruit of the Loom?
Just something that has been bothering me...
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:55 pm
by duchess of malfi
Perhaps we could run a poll -- Lord Foul -- tighty whities, boxers, or commando?
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:58 pm
by Krilly
Hehe, nothing like throwing the world and Time itself into utter and complete despair all while in the comfort of smooth 100% cotton.
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:39 pm
by Byrn
I know I would despair if I had to look at a portly guy in tighty whitey's that are way to small.
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:34 pm
by matrixman
I think if Lord Foul did wear clothing, it would be impeccably tailored. It would just be another way for him to show scorn for the people of the Land. Foul to Covenant:
"Bah! Those fey and anile fools believe they dress better than I? Let them walk about in their feeble attire, hardly daring to dream that such perfection as my wardrobe exists! Their petty raiment is condign wear, for they themselves are fashion disasters like you, groveler! Heed my message well: for Drool Rockworm has found the Armani Stone, though he does not comprehend its terrible power. Before the end of seven seasons in the Land, I will have the command of all undergarments in my hand. Think on that, and be dismayed!"
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:42 pm
by ur-bane
LMAO! Excellent, Matrixman. The Armani stone......<picks himself up off the floor to continue typing>.........
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:43 pm
by caamora
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:12 pm
by Dromond
He's dressed as Liberace, of course.
Don't you remember the Candelabra on the Illearth stone?
The bling-bling confused people of the land for millennia.
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:52 pm
by onewyteduck
I agree with Matrixman.......Armani! Perhaps Ralph Lauren if he's feeling casual.
And very dry Martini's!
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:01 am
by Worm of Despite
I usually wear shorts and a Beatles T-shirt, for the record.
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:08 am
by UrLord
Hmmm...I would think that Foul dresses similarly to Iron Chef's gourmet, Chairman Kaga:
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:26 am
by The Leper Fairy
That yellow pepper is just oozing despite... Yeah, I can't definately see Foul in something like that.
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:50 am
by matrixman
It's the Illearth Pepper!! Run for your lives!
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:04 pm
by CovenantJr
Lord Foul must be a bit of a scally...chav...townie...etc. I can see him in a Kappa shellsuit, a cap, and 12 lbs of imitation gold bling.
Or pyjamas. With a teddy bear on them.
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:25 pm
by Edinburghemma
anything with flaps for midnight toilet visits.
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:41 pm
by danlo
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:08 pm
by Furls Fire
What I wanna know is....
boxers or briefs????
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:15 pm
by Worm of Despite
Briefs. I tried boxers back in the day, didn't like them.
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:34 pm
by Krilly
Hmm, what brand? Kevin Klein? Fruit of the Loam? Clingor for Men?
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:58 pm
by Edinburghemma
Cling film with duct tape plus an added pair of hockey socks for protection!
