"Edinburgh was the dullest place in Scotland last month - and that's official...The lack of August sunshine was mainly due to the fact that the capital suffered one of the wettest summer months since records began...Weather experts said Scotland as a whole had experienced one of the wettest months in history. A Spokesman for the Met Office said:"The weather across Britain was very poor throughout August, with heavy rainfalls and very little sunshine. All in all it was a pretty wet and dull month in Edinburgh, which can't have been much fun for people living there"
[Edinburgh Evening News, Thursday 2 September]

Come on then people, make me jealous, what's the weather like where you are now?