In the not-too-distant future, -- Next Sunday A.D.--
There was a guy named Joel, Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him, So they shot him into space.
We'll send him cheesy movies, The worst we can find (la-la-la).
He'll have to sit and watch them all, And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Joel can't control, Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
Because he used those special parts, To make his robot friends.
Robot Roll Call (Let's go!) Cambot! (Pan left) Gypsy! (Hi, girl!) Tom Servo! (What a cool guy!) Croooow! (What a wisecracker!)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts (la la la),
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax,
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"
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When Mystery Science Theater 3000 was on the air. I think I watched it most around 95/96, and new episodes always came on Comedy Central around 12:00 AM. Just a magical time for me. Ah, being a kid, staying up late with all the lights out, and watching a poor dude and two robots on a space station making fun of crappy movies.
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