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Cheesy Leper Pick-up Lines
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:24 pm
by wayfriend
Leper quotes game. Cheesy Pick up lines. Don't they just beg to be put together?
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I'll start:
"That dress would look good ... on the floor, next to my thumb!"
(As you can see, I am undaunted by the lack of potential success of a thread ...)
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:50 pm
by dANdeLION
"Pull my finger."
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:07 pm
by CovenantJr
Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I leave you my face to look at for a while?
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:08 pm
by danlo
"Let me give you a leg up."
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:35 am
by onewyteduck
Baby, you make my eyes pop out
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:02 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
"Don't touch me....unless you really want to."
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:04 am
by Cheval
"Hey, wanna see a neat trick?
There's nothing up my sleeve..."
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:52 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
"Please say you'll go out with me, or I'll fall to pieces."
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:12 am
by Cheval
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:"Please say you'll go out with me, or I'll fall to pieces."
Well you don't have to lose your head over it...
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:47 pm
by Guest
I would give you my heart for eternity...really, do you want it?
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:48 pm
by CovenantJr
Would you like my hand in marriage?
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 7:25 pm
by Guest
A leper can't change his spots.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:28 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
"Oh baby, you have such a dis-arming smile... see it waving at you from the bar? And don't get me started about your jaw-dropping good looks [bony clatter] ah ah ah [points to jaw on floor, with a wink and half a smile]"
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:02 pm
by drew
I'd like to give a Visual Survelance of your Extremadies.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:39 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
"I've got my eyes on you."
"Honey, I'd let you cauterize my wounds anytime."
"Oooh, baby, let's go off and make a Leper-Colony-For-Two somewhere."
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:51 pm
by CovenantJr
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:"Oh baby, you have such a dis-arming smile... see it waving at you from the bar? And don't get me started about your jaw-dropping good looks [bony clatter] ah ah ah [points to jaw on floor, with a wink and half a smile]"
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:30 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
"I'm a leper, and I need some sexual healin! Bless me, caress me, undress me, arrest me, de-pest me, molest me... or maybe I could just buy you a drink? Where are you going?"
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:47 am
by Khat
Hey good looking want a piece of me?
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:56 pm
by Guest
You look troubled...can I lend you an ear. Here, take it but have it back by Thursday!
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:32 pm
by Khat
Do you trust me? Take my Hand ....