Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:16 pm**

Since we can't seem to come to any agreement on who should play Thomas in the film, but there seems to be a small consensus that it should be an unknown, may I offer up...

Me.

I'm 36, but I'm told I look younger.

I'm 200 pounds, but I carry it well, and if need be, I'll stop working out and go on a crash diet.

Anyone who's seen me on Saturday morning (after a late Friday night) knows I can do both haggard and grumpy.

I have all ten fingers, I'm hoping the producers can do something with a prosthetic or CGI.

Lena would probably find me attractive.....

"how you doin' baby?"

I think it's the best solution.

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:56 pm**

But can you act? Oops, I forgot, that doesn't matter anymore

Posted: **Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:19 pm**

Maybe we should hold KW auditions.

Watchers can post monologues and things. I'll be the casting director. I should point out that I accept bribes.

Posted: **Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:32 pm**

i will give many WGD if i get to be either Quann or Vain

Posted: **Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:04 pm**

Warmark wrote:i will give many WGD if i get to be either Quann or Vain

Why not be both? They're never onscreen together. Consider it done!

Posted: **Sat Mar 26, 2005 9:42 pm**

many thanks

i take it your playing Cail?

i chose Vain cause he seems to need the least acting talent.....i mean one line in 3 films?

Quann just cause hes cool

Posted: **Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:13 pm**

Whatever it takes.....

Posted: **Sun Mar 27, 2005 12:13 pm**

I want to be Hile Troy...I can do stupid

Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:03 am**

I'm auditioning the following horses for Ranyhyn: Busby, Roscoe, Cartman, Psy, Braveheart, Kelpie, Odiljio, Sky, Westie, Stony, Talulah, Woden, Chili, Wilbur, Wendall, Taylor, Fabio, Aylish and also Brumby (for the role of injured Ranyhyn). You all know that Busby is the embodiment of Ranyhyn

. Pictures and portfolios for the others available upon request. I have plenty of white paint to add stars to the foreheads of those horse who may be lacking such.

Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:01 pm**

Vain wrote:I want to be Hile Troy...I can do stupid

Plus I bet you look cool in wraparound sunglasses...

Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:11 pm**

*DIBS* I would like a giants part, perhaps not Foamfollower, but a Giant nonetheless.

Posted: **Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:11 am**

Cail wrote: Lena would probably find me attractive..... "how you doin' baby?"

No, no, no. She's not supposed to find you attractive. That's why it was considered a rape nstead of a big pimpin' scene.

Also... I would make an awesome Raver, as I have no physical form whatsoever and I can take over the body of anyone I wish.

I also hate those damned trees.

Posted: **Tue May 31, 2005 9:28 pm**

I tower over everyone I know so i could be Trell or a giant. but i'm not old enough for either part. maybe a young Triock? I could look older with the right outfitting! But i think i would make a better woodhelvennin as I'm tall and white. but besides looks i think i could play just about any part. or better yet... voice acting for the ravers!

Posted: **Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:00 pm**

i still think we should go with the guy from "House"

Kevin's Watch

Enough already, I've got the solution!

Enough already, I've got the solution!

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