I Hate that F******, Stupid little frog!
I Hate him!
There are so many ways i want to kill him!
They include:
with boiling oil
with a knife
with my bare hands
by running him over with a truck
throwing him off a very tall building
shooting him with a thousand arrows, so that he looks like a hedgehog
bioling him alive.
please post your killing methods here.
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Battering him in a chip shop fryer
Using him as a Swingball
Feeding him to a shark
Feeding him to a European
Feeding him to a homeless person
Feeding him. A lot.
Slipping him quickly underneath an enormously obese person as they sit down on the bus.
I hate to say it, but I don't think we are in any position to condemn the Crazy Frog here on KW, as the creation of this thread is likely to have contributed to his wider existence in some small way.
I am no hypocrite, Sir.
Q. Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
A. Because proper tea is theft.
Hey, I made that thread... yet I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
"It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological sense. It is images of the past. Each new historical era mirrors itself in the picture and active mythology of its past or of a past borrowed from other cultures. It tests its sense of identity, of regress or new achievement against that past.”
-George Steiner
That stupid new song which drives me nuts.
It is apparently going to be number 1 in the uk chart.
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Basically some shrewd profiteers took the soundtrack to the insanity test and made it into a cellphone ringtone that kids (and chavs) love. The idea is that it's a frog pretending to ride a motorbike, hence he is crazy.
It's now been remixed with the theme to Beverly Hills Cop and is at the top of the singles chart.
Q. Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
A. Because proper tea is theft.
I heard it for the first time this morning on the radio and it is possibly one of the most annying sounds I have ever heard!!!!!!!!! I immediately thgought of this old joke.....
Q: What's green and red and turns in a circle?
A: A frog in a blender!
Join me and we can end this destructive conflict...
Damn, it's crossed the ocean. I'd hoped that we could contain it. I suggest we close all ports, cease all broadcasts and switch off the internet to contain it. Once the infected regions have been thouroughly burned, the rest of the world should be safe.
Q. Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
A. Because proper tea is theft.
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
The ITC recieved 800 complaints last week about the crazy frog ads. 200 of them thought that they were targeting children, the remaining ads were just complaining because it's so annoying and is shown so often. The ITC is investigating the claims of child-orientated marketing, but alas they can't ban adverts simply for being irritating.
Q. Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
A. Because proper tea is theft.
When I was at work today, I actually heard someone - an adult, no less! - say "That Crazy Frog thing is hilarious"
Nav wrote:Damn, it's crossed the ocean. I'd hoped that we could contain it. I suggest we close all ports, cease all broadcasts and switch off the internet to contain it. Once the infected regions have been thouroughly burned, the rest of the world should be safe.
Self-quarantine is a difficult and extreme step...but thoroughly warranted.
but alas they can't ban adverts simply for being irritating
Perhaps i can?
Jay - can i borrow your all-powerful bannig stick?
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
The Crazy Frog has been toppled from the number 1 spot, so the culling must have been at least partially effective. I hear there's a game on the way though...
Q. Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
A. Because proper tea is theft.
