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The Official 'I Hate Crazy Frog' Thread
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:05 pm
by Warmark
I Hate that F******, Stupid little frog!
I Hate him!
There are so many ways i want to kill him!
They include:
with boiling oil
with a knife
with my bare hands
by running him over with a truck
throwing him off a very tall building
shooting him with a thousand arrows, so that he looks like a hedgehog
bioling him alive.
please post your killing methods here.

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 10:28 pm
by Queeaqueg
Kill the frog!
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 11:06 pm
by CovenantJr
Battering him in a chip shop fryer
Using him as a Swingball
Feeding him to a shark
Feeding him to a European
Feeding him to a homeless person
Feeding him. A lot.
Slipping him quickly underneath an enormously obese person as they sit down on the bus.
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 1:17 am
by Nav
I hate to say it, but I don't think we are in any position to condemn the Crazy Frog here on KW, as the creation of
this thread is likely to have contributed to his wider existence in some small way.
I am no hypocrite, Sir.
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 1:40 am
by [Syl]
Hey, I made that thread... yet I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:15 am
by Warmark
That stupid new song which drives me nuts.
It is apparently going to be number 1 in the uk chart.
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:37 am
by Nav
Basically some shrewd profiteers took the soundtrack to the insanity test and made it into a cellphone ringtone that kids (and chavs) love. The idea is that it's a frog pretending to ride a motorbike, hence he is crazy.
It's now been remixed with the theme to Beverly Hills Cop and is at the top of the singles chart.
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:11 pm
by safetyjedi
I heard it for the first time this morning on the radio and it is possibly one of the most annying sounds I have ever heard!!!!!!!!! I immediately thgought of this old joke.....
Q: What's green and red and turns in a circle?
A: A frog in a blender!
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 12:08 pm
by Nav
Damn, it's crossed the ocean. I'd hoped that we could contain it. I suggest we close all ports, cease all broadcasts and switch off the internet to contain it. Once the infected regions have been thouroughly burned, the rest of the world should be safe.
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:25 pm
by safetyjedi
it's like the frog flu....
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:52 pm
by Warmark
It is Number one again...
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:12 pm
by Nav
The ITC recieved 800 complaints last week about the crazy frog ads. 200 of them thought that they were targeting children, the remaining ads were just complaining because it's so annoying and is shown so often. The ITC is investigating the claims of child-orientated marketing, but alas they can't ban adverts simply for being irritating.
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:29 pm
by CovenantJr
When I was at work today, I actually heard someone - an adult, no less! - say "That Crazy Frog thing is hilarious"
Nav wrote:Damn, it's crossed the ocean. I'd hoped that we could contain it. I suggest we close all ports, cease all broadcasts and switch off the internet to contain it. Once the infected regions have been thouroughly burned, the rest of the world should be safe.
Self-quarantine is a difficult and extreme step...but thoroughly warranted.
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:22 pm
by Warmark
but alas they can't ban adverts simply for being irritating
Perhaps i can?
Jay - can i borrow your all-powerful bannig stick?
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:50 pm
by I'm Murrin
They could at least stop the cases where it's shown twice in a bloody row, even if they can't ban it outright.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:41 pm
by Nav
The Crazy Frog has been toppled from the number 1 spot, so the culling must have been at least partially effective. I hear there's a game on the way though...
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:32 pm
by Queeaqueg
Who replaced the Frog?
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:58 pm
by The Leper Fairy
*shudder*
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:42 pm
by Nav
At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jamster Ringtone Club.
At last we will have our revenge.
www.somethingwrong.co.uk/crazy_frog_baseball/
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:19 pm
by Queeaqueg
Man, that is fun....