What not to say to a Police Officer

[Reisheiruhime]

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

When the Officer says "Gee Son.... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[Biff]

I got this email too, it was great... Here's another:

Your not that guy from the Village People are you?

[Fist and Faith]

How about this one...

"Hey, you're not above the law! You're supposed to represent and enforce it!"

I sure as heck wouldn't say that to a cop in the USA!!

[Nav]

A Spanish Doctor I work with was pulled over for speeding on the way to the airport to get a filght back home. The policeman asked "Are you aware that you were breaking the speed limit?" she replied "Of course I was speeding, I'm going to miss my flight!"

She got a fine and points, and under the "two strikes" law she had to retake her driving test. I wasn't amused, as I then had to drive her about on her night shifts for the next three months.

[Biff]

Speaking of COPS... anyone seen Reno 911 on comedy central? Lord, what a riot of stupidity! I love it!