Kevin's Watch

I ran into this over at ASOIAF and thought it was hilarious! Apparently its making the rounds as an email right now..

A long time ago in underpants far, far away . . .
TWENTY LINES FROM STAR WARS THAT ARE IMPROVED BY SUBSTITUTING THE WORD "UNDERPANTS"

A tremor in the underpants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

You are unwise to lower your underpants.

We've got to be able to get some reading on those underpants, up or down.

She must have hidden the plans in her underpants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.

These underpants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

I find your lack of underpants disturbing.

These underpants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.

Han will have those underpants down. We've got to give him more time!

General Veers, prepare your underpants for a surface assault.

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my underpants back home.

Lock the door. And hope they don't have underpants.

Governor Tarkin. I should've recognised your foul underpants when I was brought on board.

You look strong enough to pull the underpants off of a Gundark.

Luke . . . Help me take . . . these underpants off.

Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this.

Maybe you'd like it back in your underpants, your highness.

Your underpants betray you. Yours feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!

Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their underpants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants.

You came in those underpants? You're braver than I thought.

Those are great! Where'd you get them?

From BabyRaven01 over at ASOIAF. He got them in his email today.

I find your lack of underpants disturbing.

Hahaha that's awesome!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

CovenantJr! How's it goin'?

HIlari-frickin'-ous!

Actually, just about anything can be improved by the insertion of the word underpants. Including the ghettysburg address, and TCTC. I used a different word though, seabooger. Underpants would probably be funnier.

Seabooger? Yes, underpants would be funnier!

Hey! I thought the word Seabooger was very funny at the time (about 6th grade).

Best part of the Star Wars trilogy, was, of course, the gay robots.

Hey! I personally got straight vibes from R2...

But that Threepio, heh he was swinging the other way, for sure! LOL

Anyone here watch Will & Grace??? There's this guy on there, Jack, who thinks all robots are gay. Even R2... lols

I love that show! It comes on every night here on cable...la di freakin' dah...

My favorite line's when Yoda goes, "bring me everyone . . ."
"Everyone, sir?"
"EVERY-ONE!"

And when Jabba went, "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse . . ."

“These blast points. Too accurate for Sand People. Only imperial underpants are so precise.”
“Luke, I am your underpants!”

"Judge me by my underpants, do you?"

Mistweave wrote:"Judge me by my underpants, do you?"

"As well you should not."

I just felt a great disturbance in the underpants?

LOL: I have just substituted "the Force" in SW with "the Plot", before, this underpants-version, is a bit more of a blow under the belt. No, sorry, I mean more of a low level comic touch.

Shalimar Foxfire wrote:

Anyone here watch Will & Grace??? There's this guy on there, Jack, who thinks all robots are gay. Even R2... lols

What about Kryten from Red Dwarf? He once 'accidentally' welded his groinal socket to a washing machine.

Back to Star Wars quotes, I don't know if there are any other fencers here, but at my club we're always quoting either Vader or Yoda:
When a newbie scores a point:

Impressive, but you are not a Jedi yet.

When someone scores a flick-hit:

Made him powerful, the dark side has.