Classic Star Wars Movie Lines ;)
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Classic Star Wars Movie Lines ;)
I ran into this over at ASOIAF and thought it was hilarious! Apparently its making the rounds as an email right now..
A long time ago in underpants far, far away . . .
TWENTY LINES FROM STAR WARS THAT ARE IMPROVED BY SUBSTITUTING THE WORD "UNDERPANTS"
A tremor in the underpants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
You are unwise to lower your underpants.
We've got to be able to get some reading on those underpants, up or down.
She must have hidden the plans in her underpants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.
These underpants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
I find your lack of underpants disturbing.
These underpants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.
Han will have those underpants down. We've got to give him more time!
General Veers, prepare your underpants for a surface assault.
I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my underpants back home.
Lock the door. And hope they don't have underpants.
Governor Tarkin. I should've recognised your foul underpants when I was brought on board.
You look strong enough to pull the underpants off of a Gundark.
Luke . . . Help me take . . . these underpants off.
Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this.
Maybe you'd like it back in your underpants, your highness.
Your underpants betray you. Yours feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!
Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their underpants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants.
You came in those underpants? You're braver than I thought.
A long time ago in underpants far, far away . . .
TWENTY LINES FROM STAR WARS THAT ARE IMPROVED BY SUBSTITUTING THE WORD "UNDERPANTS"
A tremor in the underpants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
You are unwise to lower your underpants.
We've got to be able to get some reading on those underpants, up or down.
She must have hidden the plans in her underpants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.
These underpants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
I find your lack of underpants disturbing.
These underpants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.
Han will have those underpants down. We've got to give him more time!
General Veers, prepare your underpants for a surface assault.
I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my underpants back home.
Lock the door. And hope they don't have underpants.
Governor Tarkin. I should've recognised your foul underpants when I was brought on board.
You look strong enough to pull the underpants off of a Gundark.
Luke . . . Help me take . . . these underpants off.
Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this.
Maybe you'd like it back in your underpants, your highness.
Your underpants betray you. Yours feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!
Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their underpants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants.
You came in those underpants? You're braver than I thought.
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HIlari-frickin'-ous!
Actually, just about anything can be improved by the insertion of the word underpants. Including the ghettysburg address, and TCTC. I used a different word though, seabooger. Underpants would probably be funnier.
Actually, just about anything can be improved by the insertion of the word underpants. Including the ghettysburg address, and TCTC. I used a different word though, seabooger. Underpants would probably be funnier.
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Hey! I thought the word Seabooger was very funny at the time (about 6th grade).
"Well of course I understand. You live forever because your pure, sinless service is utterly and indomitably unballasted by any weight or dross of mere human weakness. Ah, the advantages of clean living."
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Hey! I personally got straight vibes from R2...
"Well of course I understand. You live forever because your pure, sinless service is utterly and indomitably unballasted by any weight or dross of mere human weakness. Ah, the advantages of clean living."
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I love that show! It comes on every night here on cable...la di freakin' dah...
"Well of course I understand. You live forever because your pure, sinless service is utterly and indomitably unballasted by any weight or dross of mere human weakness. Ah, the advantages of clean living."
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Shalimar Foxfire wrote:
Back to Star Wars quotes, I don't know if there are any other fencers here, but at my club we're always quoting either Vader or Yoda:
When a newbie scores a point:
What about Kryten from Red Dwarf? He once 'accidentally' welded his groinal socket to a washing machine.Anyone here watch Will & Grace??? There's this guy on there, Jack, who thinks all robots are gay. Even R2... lols
Back to Star Wars quotes, I don't know if there are any other fencers here, but at my club we're always quoting either Vader or Yoda:
When a newbie scores a point:
When someone scores a flick-hit:Impressive, but you are not a Jedi yet.
Made him powerful, the dark side has.
Q. Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
A. Because proper tea is theft.
A. Because proper tea is theft.