Classic Star Wars Movie Lines ;)

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 4:58 pm

I ran into this over at ASOIAF and thought it was hilarious! Apparently its making the rounds as an email right now..

A long time ago in underpants far, far away . . .
TWENTY LINES FROM STAR WARS THAT ARE IMPROVED BY SUBSTITUTING THE WORD "UNDERPANTS"

A tremor in the underpants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

You are unwise to lower your underpants.

We've got to be able to get some reading on those underpants, up or down.

She must have hidden the plans in her underpants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.

These underpants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

I find your lack of underpants disturbing.

These underpants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.

Han will have those underpants down. We've got to give him more time!

General Veers, prepare your underpants for a surface assault.

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my underpants back home.

Lock the door. And hope they don't have underpants.

Governor Tarkin. I should've recognised your foul underpants when I was brought on board.

You look strong enough to pull the underpants off of a Gundark.

Luke . . . Help me take . . . these underpants off.

Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this.

Maybe you'd like it back in your underpants, your highness.

Your underpants betray you. Yours feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!

Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their underpants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants.

You came in those underpants? You're braver than I thought.

Post by **Lord Mhoram** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 8:53 pm

Those are great! Where'd you get them?

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 10:46 pm

From BabyRaven01 over at ASOIAF. He got them in his email today.

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 3:31 am

I find your lack of underpants disturbing.

Hahaha that's awesome! :LOLS:

Post by **CovenantJr** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 2:57 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Post by **Lord Mhoram** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 8:55 pm

CovenantJr! How's it goin'?

Post by **fightingmyinstincts** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 7:13 pm

HIlari-frickin'-ous!

Actually, just about anything can be improved by the insertion of the word underpants. Including the ghettysburg address, and TCTC. I used a different word though, seabooger. Underpants would probably be funnier.

Post by **Lord Mhoram** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:13 pm

Seabooger?

Yes, underpants would be funnier!

Post by **fightingmyinstincts** » Mon May 05, 2003 6:38 pm

Hey! I thought the word Seabooger was very funny at the time (about 6th grade).

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Mon May 05, 2003 8:21 pm

Best part of the Star Wars trilogy, was, of course, the gay robots.

Post by **fightingmyinstincts** » Tue May 06, 2003 1:44 pm

Hey! I personally got straight vibes from R2...

Post by **Lord Mhoram** » Tue May 06, 2003 8:17 pm

But that Threepio, heh he was swinging the other way, for sure! LOL

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Tue May 06, 2003 9:08 pm

Anyone here watch Will & Grace??? There's this guy on there, Jack, who thinks all robots are gay.

Even R2... lols

Post by **fightingmyinstincts** » Wed May 07, 2003 7:52 pm

I love that show! It comes on every night here on cable...la di freakin' dah...

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Wed May 07, 2003 9:20 pm

My favorite line's when Yoda goes, "bring me everyone . . ."
"Everyone, sir?"
"EVERY-ONE!"

And when Jabba went, "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse . . ."

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:01 pm

“These blast points. Too accurate for Sand People. Only imperial underpants are so precise.”
“Luke, I am your underpants!”

Post by **Mistweave** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:55 pm

"Judge me by my underpants, do you?"

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:56 pm

Mistweave wrote:"Judge me by my underpants, do you?"

"As well you should not."

Post by **Ylva Kresh** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 4:49 pm

I just felt a great disturbance in the underpants?

LOL: I have just substituted "the Force" in SW with "the Plot", before, this underpants-version, is a bit more of a blow under the belt. No, sorry, I mean more of a low level comic touch.

Post by **Nav** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 2:48 pm

Shalimar Foxfire wrote:

Anyone here watch Will & Grace??? There's this guy on there, Jack, who thinks all robots are gay. Even R2... lols

What about Kryten from Red Dwarf? He once 'accidentally' welded his groinal socket to a washing machine.

Back to Star Wars quotes, I don't know if there are any other fencers here, but at my club we're always quoting either Vader or Yoda:
When a newbie scores a point:

Impressive, but you are not a Jedi yet.

When someone scores a flick-hit:

Made him powerful, the dark side has.

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Classic Star Wars Movie Lines ;)

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