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Evil Things Bush is Responsible for: The Game

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It's very easy...

Just name something dastardly, cruel, painful, disgusting, insensitive, or downright evil that the President is responsible for. I'll start with a few:

The in-grown toenail on my left pinky toe.

Global Warming.

The incomplete pass that Tom Brady threw to Daniel Graham at the end of the first quarter of the Patriots and Raiders game.

The Budget Deficit.

Static Cling.

Try it! It's easy and fun. Just think of something you don't like and add it to the list! ;)
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Katrina

high gas prices

social security

the long lines at Disney World

Heather Graham NOT returning my phone calls

the 3rd Reich

the doctoring of Lance Armstrong's 6 year old urine samples

Ellen moving to ABC

and, of course, global warming
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the lack of executive leadership in america

high gas prices

global warming

another excuse for a IPOM game

proving that Ronald Reagon didn't know what real Teflon looked like

inhibiting efforts to stop global warming

chairman of the committee to sell off american assets and retire someplace nice, since no one can hold it together any more anyway.

staring out airplane windows

giving welfare to those who warm the globe

A lot of attitude here at the Watch

undermining anyone who cares about global warming

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Dinosaur extinction.

Fall of Rome.

All the leaks in the "Big Dig".

Using Dark Energy to start a runaway expansion of the Universe (wait, never mind that's Haliburton)

The failure of my car to start this morning.

Weeds in my garden.

World poverty and crime.

Giving John Stuart of the Daily Show a job
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Crappy alien invasion television shows

Crappy reality television shows

the decline of Saturday Night Live

the rising price of Buccaneers season tickets

global warming

vetoing democratic legislation for the restoration of the ice-age

F.E.M.A.

Ferbies

hurricanes

mad cow disease

the Spice Girls

Tom Cruise's mental disorder

the exhile of great americans like Johnny Depp, Gwynith Paltrow, and Alec Baldwin

aaaaaaand................the death of Superman

and Gilligan
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(Should this game be 'Evil Things Bush Is Responsible For ABC" ???)
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The demise of good Rock music.

The extinction of the DoDo bird.

The Exxon Valdez disaster.

The movie, The Grudge.

All of my dogs medical problems.

Chappaquidic.

And, I believe he was the one behind the grassy knoll.
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Brittiney Spears

and Paris Hilton
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whirled peas (he thought he was giving everyone what they wanted. "You all SAID you wanted WHIRLED PEAS," he exclaimed when everyone turned up their noses at the vats of the foul green crap he served up in the rose garden.)

Oprah's weight issues.

Dr. Phil's baldness

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunctions.

Tom Cruise's shortness.

Cail's lack of good gin products.

Ring around the collar.

That funny black film that forms in the toilet if you don't clean it for three or four weeks.

suicidal badgers

MrKABC's uncontrollable LUST for me.
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Tickle Me Osama

Roaming fees

Michael Jackson's facial malfunction

The death of Disco

Law & Order: Special Olympics Unit
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Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
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me and Cail not getting along.

me not getting a raise for five years.

the Iraq 'war'.

Haliburton getting richer.

Rick Perry having a job.

Dick Cheney running rampant.

Condi Rice.

so many posts in these forums.
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High Lord Tolkien wrote:Giving John Stuart of the Daily Show a job
I heart Jon Stewart. :hnk:

Anyhow...

How my hands are always cold

Accounting homework

The SAT II subject tests

Smelly Saxophone reeds
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sgtnull wrote:so many posts in these forums.

At last! Something everyone here can agree on! :lol:
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he's responsible for my nasty rash, that dirty rat! :| :P
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Hangovers

The Russian Revolution

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

Michael Moore

The deaths of John Candy and Chris Farley

Hip hugger jeans

This nagging cough

Grunge

The inexplicable popularity of reality TV
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Brown spots on bananas
deforestation
wilty salads
excessive freezer frost
that funny smell in the houses of old people.
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Hundreds of thousands of (avoidable) unneccessary innocent deaths
massive, and (avoidable) widespread unneccessary destruction
who needs more? :x

makes this REAL FUNNY, doesn't it? :oops:
Brinn wrote:It's very easy...

Just name something dastardly, cruel, painful, disgusting, insensitive, or downright evil that the President is responsible for. I'll start with a few:

The in-grown toenail on my left pinky toe.

Global Warming.

The incomplete pass that Tom Brady threw to Daniel Graham at the end of the first quarter of the Patriots and Raiders game.

The Budget Deficit.

Static Cling.

Try it! It's easy and fun. Just think of something you don't like and add it to the list! ;)
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Evil things Bush is responsible for:

The dismay of many liberal Democrats as they witness their power and influence erode away under his god-like powers...

The squashing of not one, but two Presidential hopefuls that thought they could steal the office...

The heroic tax cuts that benefit the common person at the expense of the eeeeeeeeevil entitlement Democrats...

The comical failure of Air America, including Al Franken and Janeane Garafalo's brain aneurysms...
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you forgot to include yourself.......
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Post by MrKABC »

Evil things that the GREAT HERO GEORGE W. BUSH is ALLEGEDLY responsible for:

Meeeeeeeee!!!!!

And yes he IS in fact a GREAT HERO. :P
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