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Evil Things Bush is Responsible for: The Game
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:26 am
by Brinn
It's very easy...
Just name something dastardly, cruel, painful, disgusting, insensitive, or downright evil that the President is responsible for. I'll start with a few:
The in-grown toenail on my left pinky toe.
Global Warming.
The incomplete pass that Tom Brady threw to Daniel Graham at the end of the first quarter of the Patriots and Raiders game.
The Budget Deficit.
Static Cling.
Try it! It's easy and fun. Just think of something you don't like and add it to the list!
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:40 pm
by dANdeLION
Katrina
high gas prices
social security
the long lines at Disney World
Heather Graham NOT returning my phone calls
the 3rd Reich
the doctoring of Lance Armstrong's 6 year old urine samples
Ellen moving to ABC
and, of course, global warming
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:43 pm
by wayfriend
the lack of executive leadership in america
high gas prices
global warming
another excuse for a IPOM game
proving that Ronald Reagon didn't know what real Teflon looked like
inhibiting efforts to stop global warming
chairman of the committee to sell off american assets and retire someplace nice, since no one can hold it together any more anyway.
staring out airplane windows
giving welfare to those who warm the globe
A lot of attitude here at the Watch
undermining anyone who cares about global warming
mosquitos
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:39 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
Dinosaur extinction.
Fall of Rome.
All the leaks in the "Big Dig".
Using Dark Energy to start a runaway expansion of the Universe (wait, never mind that's Haliburton)
The failure of my car to start this morning.
Weeds in my garden.
World poverty and crime.
Giving John Stuart of the Daily Show a job
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:26 pm
by dANdeLION
Crappy alien invasion television shows
Crappy reality television shows
the decline of Saturday Night Live
the rising price of Buccaneers season tickets
global warming
vetoing democratic legislation for the restoration of the ice-age
F.E.M.A.
Ferbies
hurricanes
mad cow disease
the Spice Girls
Tom Cruise's mental disorder
the exhile of great americans like Johnny Depp, Gwynith Paltrow, and Alec Baldwin
aaaaaaand................the death of Superman
and Gilligan
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:34 pm
by wayfriend
(Should this game be 'Evil Things Bush Is Responsible For ABC" ???)
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:47 pm
by onewyteduck
The demise of good Rock music.
The extinction of the DoDo bird.
The Exxon Valdez disaster.
The movie, The Grudge.
All of my dogs medical problems.
Chappaquidic.
And, I believe he was the one behind the grassy knoll.
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:38 am
by danlo
Brittiney Spears
and Paris Hilton
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:12 am
by ChoChiyo
whirled peas (he thought he was giving everyone what they wanted. "You all SAID you wanted WHIRLED PEAS," he exclaimed when everyone turned up their noses at the vats of the foul green crap he served up in the rose garden.)
Oprah's weight issues.
Dr. Phil's baldness
Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunctions.
Tom Cruise's shortness.
Cail's lack of good gin products.
Ring around the collar.
That funny black film that forms in the toilet if you don't clean it for three or four weeks.
suicidal badgers
MrKABC's uncontrollable LUST for me.
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:04 pm
by dANdeLION
Tickle Me Osama
Roaming fees
Michael Jackson's facial malfunction
The death of Disco
Law & Order: Special Olympics Unit
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:59 pm
by sgt.null
me and Cail not getting along.
me not getting a raise for five years.
the Iraq 'war'.
Haliburton getting richer.
Rick Perry having a job.
Dick Cheney running rampant.
Condi Rice.
so many posts in these forums.
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:22 pm
by The Leper Fairy
High Lord Tolkien wrote:Giving John Stuart of the Daily Show a job
I heart Jon Stewart.
Anyhow...
How my hands are always cold
Accounting homework
The SAT II subject tests
Smelly Saxophone reeds
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:16 am
by onewyteduck
sgtnull wrote:so many posts in these forums.
At last! Something everyone here can agree on!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:20 am
by duchess of malfi
he's responsible for my nasty rash, that dirty rat!
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:12 pm
by Cail
Hangovers
The Russian Revolution
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Michael Moore
The deaths of John Candy and Chris Farley
Hip hugger jeans
This nagging cough
Grunge
The inexplicable popularity of reality TV
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:02 pm
by ChoChiyo
Brown spots on bananas
deforestation
wilty salads
excessive freezer frost
that funny smell in the houses of old people.
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:22 pm
by The Laughing Man
Hundreds of thousands of (avoidable) unneccessary innocent deaths
massive, and (avoidable) widespread unneccessary destruction
who needs more?
makes this REAL FUNNY, doesn't it?
Brinn wrote:It's very easy...
Just name something dastardly, cruel, painful, disgusting, insensitive, or downright evil that the President is responsible for. I'll start with a few:
The in-grown toenail on my left pinky toe.
Global Warming.
The incomplete pass that Tom Brady threw to Daniel Graham at the end of the first quarter of the Patriots and Raiders game.
The Budget Deficit.
Static Cling.
Try it! It's easy and fun. Just think of something you don't like and add it to the list!
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:56 am
by MrKABC
Evil things Bush is responsible for:
The dismay of many liberal Democrats as they witness their power and influence erode away under his god-like powers...
The squashing of not one, but two Presidential hopefuls that thought they could steal the office...
The heroic tax cuts that benefit the common person at the expense of the eeeeeeeeevil entitlement Democrats...
The comical failure of Air America, including Al Franken and Janeane Garafalo's brain aneurysms...
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:54 pm
by The Laughing Man
you forgot to include yourself.......
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:37 pm
by MrKABC
Evil things that the GREAT HERO GEORGE W. BUSH is ALLEGEDLY responsible for:
Meeeeeeeee!!!!!
And yes he IS in fact a GREAT HERO.