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Quote - John Smeaton (Terrorists take note)

"This is Glasgow- we'll just set aboot ye"



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That sounds like a riot! I'll have to figure out how to get that. (The page isn't working too well for me.)
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if anyone finds examples, could they post them?
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www.assistnews.net/Stories/s05090108.htm
The story of Samson's great weakness
Might be titled 'The Strength and the Sweetness'
For the lifestyle he donned
Quite resembled James Bond
Surrounded by girls for completeness.

"Now Samson was known as a poser
To the ladies he liked to get closer
As they fondled his hair,
They would ask of him 'Where
Does your strength arise – tell me, O please, Sir.'
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outstanding. it may be wrong, but i liked it.
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