WORST actors for TCTC movies
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WORST actors for TCTC movies
William Shatner as TC!
A hyper Robin Williams as Lord Foul!
It'd be hilarious to see William Shatner and Robin Williams act out the final scene in The Power That Preserves.
The Star Trek battle music plays.
Shatner is mocked mercilessly by a hyper Robin Williams.
Robin- Jumping and Laughing. Mocking.
Shatner emoting as only William Shatner could- Damnit it Bones..er Lord Foul. You can't do this!!
A hyper Robin Williams as Lord Foul!
It'd be hilarious to see William Shatner and Robin Williams act out the final scene in The Power That Preserves.
The Star Trek battle music plays.
Shatner is mocked mercilessly by a hyper Robin Williams.
Robin- Jumping and Laughing. Mocking.
Shatner emoting as only William Shatner could- Damnit it Bones..er Lord Foul. You can't do this!!
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TC = Ben Stiller
Lena = Paris Hilton
Mhoram = Daniel Radcliffe
Elena = Lucy Lawless
Bannor = Patrick Swayze
Foul = Vin Diesel
Lena = Paris Hilton
Mhoram = Daniel Radcliffe
Elena = Lucy Lawless
Bannor = Patrick Swayze
Foul = Vin Diesel
Quin, suffering from total amnesia, slowly discovers himself possessed of inexplicable abilities as his world expands...
https://www.quinsabduction.org/
https://www.quinsabduction.org/
Sorry! Ben Affleck, not Ben Stiller
Quin, suffering from total amnesia, slowly discovers himself possessed of inexplicable abilities as his world expands...
https://www.quinsabduction.org/
https://www.quinsabduction.org/
I have found the perfect casting choice for Saltheart Foamfollower aka Briny the Pirate.
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I see potential for a whole new Briny franchise there.
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I see potential for a whole new Briny franchise there.
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Jeremy Irons as Lord Mhoram
George C Scott as Atiaran
Colin Farrell as Lena
Vin Diesel as TC
Katie Holmes as Lord Foul
Triumph, the comic insult dog, playing all the Haruchai parts
Leslie Nielsen as Prothall.
Dom Deluise as Drool Rockworm
and Jerry Mathers, as the Beaver.
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George C Scott as Atiaran
Colin Farrell as Lena
Vin Diesel as TC
Katie Holmes as Lord Foul
Triumph, the comic insult dog, playing all the Haruchai parts
Leslie Nielsen as Prothall.
Dom Deluise as Drool Rockworm
and Jerry Mathers, as the Beaver.
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A voice said flatly, "The Sandgorgon comes." Covenant recognized Brinn's characteristic dispassion.DukkhaWaynhim wrote:heh. Sandgorgon Nom is played by <belch> Barney
The Kemper dropped his eyepiece. Dismay and rage crumpled his old face. But he could not call back the word Covenant had spoken. The old fear rose up in him, and he fled to preserve his life.
"Thomas Covenant." No amount of iron self-command could conceal the First's dismay. "Giantfriend! Has the Chosen slain you? Has she slain us all? The Sandgorgon. comes!
The distant boomings went on as if parts of the Sandhold had begun to collapse; but the peril was much closer. They heard heavy feet slapping the length of the outer corridor at a run. The feet reached the door, paused.
Like a groan through his teeth, Pitchwife said, "Gossamer Glowlimn, I love you."
Then the cell door crumpled like a sheet of parchment as Nom hammered down and through it with two stumped arms as mighty as battering rams.
The Sandgorgon stood hunched under the architrave. From the elevation of the doorway, the beast appeared puissant enough to tear the entire Sandhold stone from stone. Its purple hide, formless limbs, blunt tail, and strange seemless teeth betrayed nothing of its feral passion. Yet its attention was centered remorselessly on Covenant.
"I love you, you love me ..."
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Thomas Covenant ... Dick Benedict
Linden Avery ... Paris Hilton
Lord Mhoram ... Howie Mandel
Elena ... Carmen Electra
Lena ... Elizabeth Taylor
Saltheart Foamfollower ... Michael Myers
Linden Avery ... Paris Hilton
Lord Mhoram ... Howie Mandel
Elena ... Carmen Electra
Lena ... Elizabeth Taylor
Saltheart Foamfollower ... Michael Myers
"O let my name be in the Book of Love!
It be there, I care not of the other great book Above.
Strike it out! Or, write it in anew. But
Let my name be in the Book of Love!" --Omar Khayam
It be there, I care not of the other great book Above.
Strike it out! Or, write it in anew. But
Let my name be in the Book of Love!" --Omar Khayam
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Pauly Shore = TC
Rip Taylor = Bannor
Divine = Lena
RuPaul = Atiaran
Madonna = Trell
Stuttering John = Saltheart Foamfollower
Johnny Fairplay = Mhoram
Ron Jeremy = Drool Rockworm
Bobcat Goldthwaite = Lord Foul
Directed by John Waters and produced by Bob Guccione; screenplay by Demi Moore; soundtrack by Richard Marx. I was thinking of putting Ron Jeremy in the role of TC, but figured that he might be tough to swallow as the lead.
Rip Taylor = Bannor
Divine = Lena
RuPaul = Atiaran
Madonna = Trell
Stuttering John = Saltheart Foamfollower
Johnny Fairplay = Mhoram
Ron Jeremy = Drool Rockworm
Bobcat Goldthwaite = Lord Foul
Directed by John Waters and produced by Bob Guccione; screenplay by Demi Moore; soundtrack by Richard Marx. I was thinking of putting Ron Jeremy in the role of TC, but figured that he might be tough to swallow as the lead.
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