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WORST actors for TCTC movies

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William Shatner as TC!

A hyper Robin Williams as Lord Foul!


It'd be hilarious to see William Shatner and Robin Williams act out the final scene in The Power That Preserves.

The Star Trek battle music plays.

Shatner is mocked mercilessly by a hyper Robin Williams.

Robin- Jumping and Laughing. Mocking.

Shatner emoting as only William Shatner could- Damnit it Bones..er Lord Foul. You can't do this!!
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TC: Tom Cruise
Foul: Ah-nuld
Lena: Julia Roberts
Hile Troy: Sylvester Stallone
Bannor: Gary Coleman
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
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Post by Akasri »

Paul Reubens (aka Pee-Wee Herman): Lord Mhoram
Chevy Chase: TC
Rosanne Barr: Lena
Carrot-top: Bannor

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Post by sgt.null »

damn, your list was so much better than mine.
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
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Post by matrixman »

Ah, you folks missed Zahir's fake TC movie poster starring George Clooney. That was a classic! He posted it last year but, alas, it appears he has removed the image or the link is dead.
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Post by Usivius »

TC: Homer Simpson
Foul: Mr. Burns
Lena: Marge Simpson
Bannor: Ned Flanders
Elena: Lisa Simpson


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Post by Akasri »

re: simpsons as chars

Foul: Soon the ring will be mine... exxxxcellent!

Bannor: We sufficeiddlyice!

TC: I can't use the White Magic? Doh!

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TC = Ben Stiller
Lena = Paris Hilton
Mhoram = Daniel Radcliffe
Elena = Lucy Lawless
Bannor = Patrick Swayze
Foul = Vin Diesel

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Quin, suffering from total amnesia, slowly discovers himself possessed of inexplicable abilities as his world expands...

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Sorry! Ben Affleck, not Ben Stiller
Quin, suffering from total amnesia, slowly discovers himself possessed of inexplicable abilities as his world expands...

https://www.quinsabduction.org/
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Post by Torrent »

I have found the perfect casting choice for Saltheart Foamfollower aka Briny the Pirate.

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I see potential for a whole new Briny franchise there. 8)
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"TC: Homer Simpson
Foul: Mr. Burns
Lena: Marge Simpson
Bannor: Ned Flanders
Elena: Lisa Simpson"

That is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Particularly Bannor as Flanders.

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Post by DukkhaWaynhim »

Jeremy Irons as Lord Mhoram

George C Scott as Atiaran

Colin Farrell as Lena

Vin Diesel as TC

Katie Holmes as Lord Foul

Triumph, the comic insult dog, playing all the Haruchai parts

Leslie Nielsen as Prothall.

Dom Deluise as Drool Rockworm

and Jerry Mathers, as the Beaver.


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Post by Nerdanel »

TC - Mr. Burns
Lord Foul - Homer Simpson
Bannor - Lisa Simpson
Mhoram - Granpa Simpson
Foamfollower - Millhouse
Elena - one of Marge's sisters
Linden - Marge's other sister
Ravers - three Maggie Simpsons
Sunder - Bart Simpson
Hollian - Marge Simpson
Trell - Ned Flanders
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Post by DukkhaWaynhim »

heh.

Sandgorgon Nom is played by <belch> Barney

The First of the Search is played by Apu (wearing a chain-mail dress)

The Elohim are played by Zog? (green, blobby, one-eyed alien)

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DukkhaWaynhim wrote:heh. Sandgorgon Nom is played by <belch> Barney
A voice said flatly, "The Sandgorgon comes." Covenant recognized Brinn's characteristic dispassion.

The Kemper dropped his eyepiece. Dismay and rage crumpled his old face. But he could not call back the word Covenant had spoken. The old fear rose up in him, and he fled to preserve his life.

"Thomas Covenant." No amount of iron self-command could conceal the First's dismay. "Giantfriend! Has the Chosen slain you? Has she slain us all? The Sandgorgon. comes!

The distant boomings went on as if parts of the Sandhold had begun to collapse; but the peril was much closer. They heard heavy feet slapping the length of the outer corridor at a run. The feet reached the door, paused.

Like a groan through his teeth, Pitchwife said, "Gossamer Glowlimn, I love you."

Then the cell door crumpled like a sheet of parchment as Nom hammered down and through it with two stumped arms as mighty as battering rams.

The Sandgorgon stood hunched under the architrave. From the elevation of the doorway, the beast appeared puissant enough to tear the entire Sandhold stone from stone. Its purple hide, formless limbs, blunt tail, and strange seemless teeth betrayed nothing of its feral passion. Yet its attention was centered remorselessly on Covenant.

"I love you, you love me ..."
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Post by Zahir »

Thomas Covenant ... Dick Benedict
Linden Avery ... Paris Hilton
Lord Mhoram ... Howie Mandel
Elena ... Carmen Electra
Lena ... Elizabeth Taylor
Saltheart Foamfollower ... Michael Myers
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Post by Farm Ur-Ted »

Pauly Shore = TC
Rip Taylor = Bannor
Divine = Lena
RuPaul = Atiaran
Madonna = Trell
Stuttering John = Saltheart Foamfollower
Johnny Fairplay = Mhoram
Ron Jeremy = Drool Rockworm
Bobcat Goldthwaite = Lord Foul

Directed by John Waters and produced by Bob Guccione; screenplay by Demi Moore; soundtrack by Richard Marx. I was thinking of putting Ron Jeremy in the role of TC, but figured that he might be tough to swallow as the lead.
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