Underwear in the Land

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Sat May 06, 2006 3:48 pm

The General Discussion forum got me thinking: did people wear underwear in the Land? I don't know if it was ever specified. I know it must've been drafty with those robes and all the Lords wore! Then again, I think Revelstone had some kind of magic heating system--or the rock walls retained heat or something. Maybe no use for undies there.

Post by **Creator** » Sat May 06, 2006 3:55 pm

Lord Foul wrote:The General Discussion forum got me thinking: did people wear underwear in the Land? I don't know if it was ever specified. I know it must've been drafty with those robes and all the Lords wore! Then again, I think Revelstone had some kind of magic heating system--or the rock walls retained heat or something. Maybe no use for undies there.

Well, when High Lord Elena slipped off her robe for her swim in Glimmermere, I don't remember reading "... then the Ur-Lord struggled with the clasp of her bra. 'Hellfire and damnation!! It sucks missing fingers', he thought as he struggled to free ...."

Post by **drew** » Sat May 06, 2006 5:44 pm

I'd guess that if it was cold they might wear a loin cloth or something.

I wonder though if the First was into the real skimpy stuff; and maybe a Push-Up bras...

Hmmmm
I wonder....

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Sat May 06, 2006 5:57 pm

They had underwear. It is specifically mentioned in LFB when TC gets to Revelstone. He defiantly changes back to his own underwear that first night for sleeping purposes.

Post by **deewilldo** » Sun May 07, 2006 4:31 am

All the harachi must have worn tidy whiteys, thats the only reason they could have stayed awake so long, from the sheer uncomfort,

Post by **deewilldo** » Sun May 07, 2006 4:35 am

And lord foul must have worn underpants cause the only logical reason for someone to be sooooo cranky all the time is that he got a wedgie off the creator, ohhhh the books take on such new meaning now

Post by **lucimay** » Sun May 07, 2006 5:30 am

deewilldo wrote:And lord foul must have worn underpants cause the only logical reason for someone to be sooooo cranky all the time is that he got a wedgie off the creator, ohhhh the books take on such new meaning now

could you just EDIT the ONE post dee, while yer bein so funny!

Post by **Romeo** » Sun May 07, 2006 12:51 pm

I don't know - I think the Haruchai would either be the speedo type, or they'd go commando. But with all their movement, they might end up hurting themselves (or others).

The women must have worn something up top. Everyone in the Land lives a pretty active life, and it would hurt like hell to have no support whatsoever.

Post by **Borillar** » Sun May 07, 2006 10:38 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, we have now reached the true nadir of the pre-Revenant waiting period.

Post by **Marv** » Sun May 07, 2006 10:56 pm

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Post by **Revan** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:28 am

Speaking of clothing, Thomas didn't change hus clothes for a long time in the Land, nor did Linden... and they had nothing to wash them with, Wow, gross.

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Mon May 08, 2006 6:14 am

Alas,all underwear lore perished in the RoD

.Kevins 6th ward was a box containing various styles of undergarments,chief amongst which was a magical talisman simply known as 'Kevins Bloomers'.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:00 am

Sunbaneglasses wrote:Alas,all underwear lore perished in the RoD .Kevins 6th ward was a box containing various styles of undergarments,chief among which was a majic talisman simply known as 'Kevins bloomers'.

I wonder where the One Pants were located?

Post by **Creator** » Mon May 08, 2006 1:10 pm

Sunbaneglasses wrote:Alas,all underwear lore perished in the RoD .Kevins 6th ward was a box containing various styles of undergarments,chief among which was a majic talisman simply known as 'Kevins bloomers'.

Are they related to Ozzie's Pants?

Post by **Marv** » Mon May 08, 2006 2:10 pm

Sunbaneglasses wrote:Alas,all underwear lore perished in the RoD .Kevins 6th ward was a box containing various styles of undergarments,chief among which was a majic talisman simply known as 'Kevins bloomers'.

Mhoram "we have used the bloomers to heal many wrongs while you were away unbeliever but we are still to erase the dark stain that surrounds this area of them"

Covenant "dont touch me!"

Post by **mortem** » Mon May 08, 2006 4:30 pm

I always figured Sunder probably wore Murk-Fruit of the loams.

Post by **MsMary** » Wed May 10, 2006 4:57 am

This thread officially made me laugh out loud.

Post by **Roynish** » Thu May 18, 2006 2:20 pm

We have been analysing these books for too long. But well was the bra invented. Were tampons available. We don't want saggy titted women inhabiting the land. Or problems with that time of the month.

Sometimes fantasy is just fantasy and the real world trivialties of life are maybe necessarily overlooked.

But hey why not speculate.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu May 18, 2006 2:29 pm

So what size is a Giant's thong?

Does a croyel wear nappies?

Given the wide range of athletic kicks and jumps that the Haruchai make, it makes me feel better to assume they all wear some sort of wool jock, and that an Unfettered One (heh) has discovered a Lore-wise way to de-itch it somehow.

No matter how trivial this discussion seems, it is preferable to the stack of work on my desk.

DW

Post by **Revan** » Thu May 18, 2006 8:20 pm

Sunbaneglasses wrote:Alas,all underwear lore perished in the RoD .Kevins 6th ward was a box containing various styles of undergarments,chief amongst which was a magical talisman simply known as 'Kevins Bloomers'.

Bannor: "Alas, he betrayed us all. The Bloodguard were sent to their Mountain homes. The Giants were sent away away also. But Kevin neglected the pants".

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