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Great! I just got a new virus!!

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AHHH!!! :x And finals begin tomorrow!! I’ve got dysentery, is what I’m trying to say. Could hardly sleep a bloody wink last night. And as I type this, my whole body's weak as a noodle. Wonderful. At least I'm not throwing up anymore. Anybody know if there's something I should drink to settle my stomach? I was using Gatorade. Seems to be working, but I'll bet there's something better. :x
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Tea with honey, and saltine crackers with butter.

That's what I eat when I'm sick like that.
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"Outcast! Unclean!" ( :? u poor "dog", that sucks! 8O try Amodium AD 8) )
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chicken broth, hot tea with honey, crackers like saltines


Sure hope you feel better!! 8O
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If I don't make it, I want you to collect all my poems on Hall of Gifts, Duchess, and try to publish them . . . :faint:
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Drink a lot of water, stick with light-colored watery foods like the aforementioned broth, take some antacids. Probably make you feel better to keep some potassium, magnesium, and calcium (but avoid dairy) in your system.
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Good Lord man!

Do you have any idea how you came into contact with dysentery?
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eeewwwww dysentry .. isnt that an advisable or reportable disease?? you know one of those real nasties that you need to let the authorities know you got??

yuk! .. *steps gingerly away from LF .. * ;)

yeah i'd drink plenty of water .. no solids and definately no butter! or dairy of any kind .. methinks ..

dry crackers is prolly a safe solid .. yeah and body salts will need replenshing ..

i hate vomitting at any time .. no fun .. i'd be taking maxalon .. its not only an anti-vomit agent but it encourages the peristaltic (sp?) action that will squeeze the nasties out the other end ..

not planning on leaving home for a few days?? plan on staying close to a bathroom .. eh? ;) ;)

poor buggar!! hope you feel better soon :)
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Sky, I was just eating my lunch when I read your post and............now I don't feel so hungry anymore.......... 8O
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:lol: :lol: 8)

:wink: :wink: ;) :twisted:

many heartfelt apologies your highness!!

*fending off visuals of throne-time* is never easy .. is it?? ;) ;) :wink: :wink: eeewww
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