DVD's that 'go sticky' and fizzle ten minutes before the end of the film.
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Jurrasic World last night and if the film hadn't been such crap I'd have been really pissed].
Oncoming drivers that beckon you to cross at a turning you are waiting to make a turn at - and then don't slow down to let you go past in front of them. If you're not going to slow down, then at least have the decency to let me judge if I want to cross or not - Idiots!
People who come into the shop and are so diverted by the call they are making that they grind to a halt in the isles and stand there talking for five minutes oblivious to the other shoppers who can't navigate around them to continue their own shopping.
People who don't know me from Adam who peer at my name tag and then adress me by name as though I'm some kind of flunky or they've known me for years.
People who ask "can I get" an item that is behind me on the shelves at the checkout. It's me that has to get it, not you! You can "have" it after I "get" it. How hard can it be?
People who hold out their hand with a filthy fistfull of old coins when making a purchase and expect you to sort through the disease-ridden shrapnel to find the right coinage for their purchase.
People who 'wear their nails long' [ughhh!] and then scrape the palm of your hand with their beastly talons as they pay you [shudder].
People who treat you like a best friend but who you know will turn like a viper on you at the slightest mistake or error on your part.
People who walk into the shop with their boots caked in thick clarts of mud and then bescatter them all over the shop before apologising to you as smugly as a dog with two dicks.
People who insist on putting their face too close to yours when they speak to you making you want to shy away and flap your arms at them.
Maybe it's time for a change..........
They should be shot. 
