Today I think...
that you should be able to close your ears the way you close your eyes.
that rainbows are jerks because the actually have no end to find.
that the approach of cool weather and the holiday season makes me feel just a little bit more alive.
that aliens exist and have visited this planet but that they are notorious practical jokers and only appear when no one is really looking.
that I don't think I can stand to watch one more political ad on television.
that steam is elusive.
that somewhere out there is the perfect occupation for me, a calling that provides untold gratification and monetary compensation but is always hiding just out of sight no matter how hard I look for it but will be revealed when I no longer need it.
that in the future there will be a better way to clean your bum than toilet paper.
I think that's it for now.
