How Do You Feel Today? v4

Post by **Sorus** » Sat Sep 07, 2019 2:19 am

So it goes. Anyway, weird story time. The Santeria place is appropriately dark and smoky and generally uninviting - I don't think I've ever seen a customer inside, and I have no idea how they stay in business. One day I walked by and there was a construction crew tearing the place apart. This went on for a couple of weeks - it looked like they dug under the floor and basically gutted the whole structure - nothing left.

Then one day the store was back, looking exactly like it had before. Like it had been there for years. Same old, weathered sign out front, same creepy dark everything.

I have no explanation. It's just weird.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:58 pm

Sorus wrote:So it goes. Anyway, weird story time. The Santeria place is appropriately dark and smoky and generally uninviting - I don't think I've ever seen a customer inside, and I have no idea how they stay in business. One day I walked by and there was a construction crew tearing the place apart. This went on for a couple of weeks - it looked like they dug under the floor and basically gutted the whole structure - nothing left.

Then one day the store was back, looking exactly like it had before. Like it had been there for years. Same old, weathered sign out front, same creepy dark everything.

I have no explanation. It's just weird.

Wow, if you have no explanation, Sorus, being an eyewitness and all, than I surely don't. Maybe they're just fast at rebuilding flooring?

Anyway, it sounds like a good start for a Stephen King short story.

Post by **Sorus** » Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:32 pm

I'm no Stephen King, but I could probably throw something together.

Unscrupulous landlord intends to raze the building and put up condos. The proprietor puts a curse on the landlord, who laughs it off, but then things start to go wrong...

The construction crew comes in every morning to find their previous work has been undone. Like the building is healing itself. Machinery stops working or causes various graphically gory accidents.

Eventually they refuse to work, and in the finale we have the shop fully restored and the evil landlord committed to a maximum security mental hospital.

Think it'll be a bestseller? I can even throw in a based on a true story.

Post by **lucimay** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:32 pm

Sorus wrote:I'm no Stephen King, but I could probably throw something together.

Unscrupulous landlord intends to raze the building and put up condos. The proprietor puts a curse on the landlord, who laughs it off, but then things start to go wrong...

The construction crew comes in every morning to find their previous work has been undone. Like the building is healing itself. Machinery stops working or causes various graphically gory accidents.

Eventually they refuse to work, and in the finale we have the shop fully restored and the evil landlord committed to a maximum security mental hospital.

Think it'll be a bestseller? I can even throw in a based on a true story.

FABULOUS!! I'D BUY IT!!!!

Post by **I'm Murrin** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:58 pm

Yesterday, I had to spend an hour clearing out a blockage in the sewer drain in my yard because whoever built this extension and installed the toilet seriously cut corners. So that was pleasant.

Today, I spent a significant chunk of my time working on this, which is a very rudimentary and unfinished character sheet for a potential RPG. Most of the several hours I spent on it were just thinking about or googling tools or systems rather than making the actual thing. I have no idea if an actual game will happen but figuring out how it would work was very engaging.

Post by **Avatar** » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:03 am

Sorus wrote:I have no explanation. It's just weird.

It was obviously one of those Wandering Shops.

It left for the construction, then came back when it was done.

--A

Post by **I'm Murrin** » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:50 pm

I said I spent a significant chunk of yesterday working on those character sheets, but that's nothing to how long I spent today working on this.

kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=26564

I really hope it isn't a complete mess.

Post by **Sorus** » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:20 pm

Avatar wrote:
Sorus wrote:I have no explanation. It's just weird.
It was obviously one of those Wandering Shops.

It left for the construction, then came back when it was done.

--A

That... totally makes sense. Well, I'm glad there was a logical explanation.

Post by **Avatar** » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:37 am

Well, an explanation anyway...

--A

Post by **Avatar** » Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:58 am

At least it's Friday...

--A

Post by **I'm Murrin** » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:46 am

TGIF?

All the days blur together round here. At least tonight is something different; I'm going to see Les Miserables. Bought the ticket back in January and finding I'm less enthusiastic now than I was then, plus wondering why I paid #40+ for one theatre ticket (I've since been to two other musicals for <#20 each). I'll still enjoy it, though.

Post by **Sorus** » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:02 pm

Friday the 13th AND a full moon. I'm surprised I haven't been hit by a meteor. Which would be better than a couple of Friday the 13ths I've lived through. My one superstition. Two out of three of the worst days of my life happened on Friday the 13th. Granted both of those were back in the 90s, but still.

Post by **I'm Murrin** » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:47 pm

So, uh, someone fell off the stage during Les Mis. Right as the show came back after intermission, when the cast came on pushing a cart around, one of them slid right off the edge into the orchestra pit. There was safety netting so hopefully not too badly hurt (we were not told), but it was a long fall. The show was stopped for about 15-20 mins.

Apart from that, the show was really great. Do not regret buying the ticket at all.

Post by **Sorus** » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:20 am

I love musicals, and I live in a city with really good theatre, but I rarely go.

Post by **Avatar** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:18 am

Eh, I can take 'em or leave 'em. Don't think I've ever gone to one spontaneously, but would go along if the family was going etc.

Monday. Meh.

--A

Post by **I'm Murrin** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:02 am

Trying to remember all the ones I've seen.

Wicked (London, 2013)
Avenue Q (Edinburgh Fringe, 2013)
Book of Mormon (London, 2014)
Wicked (Tour, 2015)
Les Miserables (London, 2016)
Into the Woods (Edinburgh Fringe, 2017)
Spamalot (Tour, 2017)
Matilda (Tour, 2018)
Fun Home (London, 2018)
Hamilton (London, 2018)
Wicked (Tour, 2018)
The King & I (Tour, 2019)
Kinky Boots (Tour, 2019)
Les Miserables (Tour, 2019)

Think that's all of them. The worst musical I've seen is Spamalot, though I also didn't like Into the Woods much and the 2018 production of Wicked despite being the exact same show just didn't work for me at all.

Post by **Avatar** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:57 am

Sheesh, better than 2 a year.

Uh, musicals...

Seen Phantom, My Fair Lady, Gigi, uh, must be a couple others I can't recall off hand. Also tend to mix them up in my head with the ballets, not sure why...music probably...

--A

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:13 pm

Can't remember the last time I was at a musical. It's easier for me to remember the last time I went to an opera, instead (Verdi's Rigoletto, back in 2010).

Post by **I'm Murrin** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:08 pm

Avatar wrote:Sheesh, better than 2 a year.

I live in Sunderland which gets all the tours, and tickets to the Sunderland Empire can be pretty cheap, so I started doing that more recently.

Post by **Avatar** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:12 am

Sounds good.

Well, Tuesday, here we go...

--A

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