Does this girl really have the flu?
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Does this girl really have the flu?
I met a girl at a party on Saturday and she seemed to like me a bit. (keep in mind we were both pretty well inebriated) I got her number and asked her out today. She told me she had the flu. I said I would ask again in a week. So, what do you all think? Does she have the flu or not?

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*grin* I said "no"...just because that's exactly the same excuse I always use when someone calls and I just don't feel like doing anything...don't take it personally, man...I've even used that one on my best friend.
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I wouldn't like to speculate.
Once when I was working in a nightclub I got chatting to a girl about the band on the T-shirt I was wearing. We got on well and I arranged to meet her at the end of the night so we could swap phone numbers or something. Anyway, with about an hour of drinking left to go some tool decided it would be a good idea to vault the railings on the stage and jump down on to the dancefloor. Where I was collecting bottles from the floor.
I was taken to hospital immediately (the impact did something funny to my nerves and I couldn't move my limbs smoothly, or stop twitching) and the girl faithfully came back to the bar at the end. She asked Paul the barman if I was around and he went out the back to check. When he came back and told her "He's been hit on the head and taken to hospital." The girl reacted angrily, shouting at Paul (probably because she thought I was in the glass room and could hear) that he shouldn't make excuses for such a coward.
Long story short: Just because a story has 'weasely excuse' written all over it, doesn't mean it isn't true.
Once when I was working in a nightclub I got chatting to a girl about the band on the T-shirt I was wearing. We got on well and I arranged to meet her at the end of the night so we could swap phone numbers or something. Anyway, with about an hour of drinking left to go some tool decided it would be a good idea to vault the railings on the stage and jump down on to the dancefloor. Where I was collecting bottles from the floor.
I was taken to hospital immediately (the impact did something funny to my nerves and I couldn't move my limbs smoothly, or stop twitching) and the girl faithfully came back to the bar at the end. She asked Paul the barman if I was around and he went out the back to check. When he came back and told her "He's been hit on the head and taken to hospital." The girl reacted angrily, shouting at Paul (probably because she thought I was in the glass room and could hear) that he shouldn't make excuses for such a coward.
Long story short: Just because a story has 'weasely excuse' written all over it, doesn't mean it isn't true.
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I met a girl one time, and we seemed to hit it off really well. After we met I called her a few days later and asked her out. She told me she had a family obligation. I called her a few days later and asked her out again. She said she had to go to her uncle's funeral. I called her a few days after that and asked her out again, and she said yes.
I've been married to that girl for over 9 years now.
So the take home message to you, Dreaming, is this: QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD.
I've been married to that girl for over 9 years now.
So the take home message to you, Dreaming, is this: QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD.
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Well, I think another call in a week is not out of order, but after that, you might consider your own pride in this.
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Hehe. I pretty much believed her, just venting some whimsical frustration. After all, hard as this may be to believe, she came on to ME. We were introduced because "she thought I was cute". I got her number after I had to turn down going somewhere else with her.dlbpharmd wrote: QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD.
So I was pretty much feeling a bit whimsical with my free night (thought I would have a date).

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In that case, you should definitely call her again, to prove that you are as interested in her as she is in you.
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Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
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Send her some flowers with your number on the "get well" card. Leave it at that.
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Nav wrote:I wouldn't like to speculate.
Once when I was working in a nightclub I got chatting to a girl about the band on the T-shirt I was wearing. We got on well and I arranged to meet her at the end of the night so we could swap phone numbers or something. Anyway, with about an hour of drinking left to go some tool decided it would be a good idea to vault the railings on the stage and jump down on to the dancefloor. Where I was collecting bottles from the floor.
I was taken to hospital immediately (the impact did something funny to my nerves and I couldn't move my limbs smoothly, or stop twitching) and the girl faithfully came back to the bar at the end. She asked Paul the barman if I was around and he went out the back to check. When he came back and told her "He's been hit on the head and taken to hospital." The girl reacted angrily, shouting at Paul (probably because she thought I was in the glass room and could hear) that he shouldn't make excuses for such a coward.
Long story short: Just because a story has 'weasely excuse' written all over it, doesn't mean it isn't true.





That was great!
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Have you stopped twitching?
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Don't worry, Dreaming; once she finds out you know me, you'll have no problems with her. Just practice these lines..."Yeah, I know dAN......." "dAN? Yeah, I know him....." "yeah, I can get you dAN's autograph...." "tickets to see dAN? Baby, he's by appointment only. I'll see what I can do......" (don't forget the knowledgeable wink at the end of that last one).
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

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