Why Is It That...

Post by **Khat** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 7:14 am

<speaking of food...>
why is it that we have two hands and one mouth?

Post by **drew** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:55 am

Why is there 24 bottles in a case of beer and 24 hours in a day....man thos beer people are genuises

Post by **Khat** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:45 am

why is it that just when you know all the correct answers somebody comes along with all the wrong questions?

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:26 am

Why is it that hot dogs come in a package of 10,
but hot dog buns come packaged in 8?

Post by **Khat** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:27 am

Good one!
Why is it when you walk in circles your lost?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:18 pm

Why is it that there is a trailer park for every tornado in Midwest US?

Post by **Khat** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:25 am

Why is that I can't fall asleep at night and hardy open my eyes in the morning?

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:15 am

Why is it that you can buy a small child a toy they want,
but they like to play with the box it came in?

Post by **danlo** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:24 am

Why is it that every time you're in a hurry you end up behind a little blue haired lady who can't drive over 30 miles per hour? And when you finally do pass her you end up behind a semi, the city bus or a cop car?

Post by **MrKABC** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:35 pm

Why is it that someone always has to go out and place OLD SHOES by the side of the freeway?

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:06 am

It's either the side of the freeway or hanging from a street light.

Why is it that when you put a dozen pair of sox on a dryer,
you get back an odd-numbered amount?

Post by **MrKABC** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:11 am

Why is it...

Traffic is moving SOOOO slowly every time you REALLY have to go to the bathroom BAD??????

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:53 am

Why is it that there are locks on the front doors of a store that never closes?

Post by **CovenantJr** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:09 pm

Why is it that at least ten generations of Nottinghamians have considered it the height of wit to put a used condom on the top of the bow on the Robin Hood statue outside the castle?

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:07 am

Why is it that if a guy has a condom, he's a stud (a good thing),
but if a gal has a condom, she's a slut (a bad thing)?

Post by **CovenantJr** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 6:58 pm

Personally, I consider both of those sensible.

Why is it that the day after I wash my car, I get stuck in heavy rain behind a truck that flings muddy spray straight at my nice, shiny vehicle.

Post by **Lorelei** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:54 pm

Why does a man lose all sense of chivalry as soon as he moves into your house?

Post by **Creator** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:02 pm

Why can't a women be more like a man *in a proper Rex Harrison accent* [and of course only in some things

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Post by **Lady Revel** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:28 pm

Why is it that when the speed limit sign says 55 m.p.h. the car in front of me insists on doing 35 m.p.h.?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:07 pm

Why is it that most people interpret traffic lights to mean that green means go, yellow means go faster, and red means only the next 2-3 people can stutter thru sheepishly?

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