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<speaking of food...>
why is it that we have two hands and one mouth?
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
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Why is there 24 bottles in a case of beer and 24 hours in a day....man thos beer people are genuises
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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why is it that just when you know all the correct answers somebody comes along with all the wrong questions?
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
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Why is it that hot dogs come in a package of 10,
but hot dog buns come packaged in 8?
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Good one!
Why is it when you walk in circles your lost?
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opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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Why is it that there is a trailer park for every tornado in Midwest US?
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Why is that I can't fall asleep at night and hardy open my eyes in the morning?
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
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Why is it that you can buy a small child a toy they want,
but they like to play with the box it came in?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Why is it that every time you're in a hurry you end up behind a little blue haired lady who can't drive over 30 miles per hour? And when you finally do pass her you end up behind a semi, the city bus or a cop car?
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Why is it that someone always has to go out and place OLD SHOES by the side of the freeway?
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It's either the side of the freeway or hanging from a street light.

Why is it that when you put a dozen pair of sox on a dryer,
you get back an odd-numbered amount?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Why is it...

Traffic is moving SOOOO slowly every time you REALLY have to go to the bathroom BAD??????
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Why is it that there are locks on the front doors of a store that never closes?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Why is it that at least ten generations of Nottinghamians have considered it the height of wit to put a used condom on the top of the bow on the Robin Hood statue outside the castle?
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Why is it that if a guy has a condom, he's a stud (a good thing),
but if a gal has a condom, she's a slut (a bad thing)?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Post by CovenantJr »

Personally, I consider both of those sensible.

Why is it that the day after I wash my car, I get stuck in heavy rain behind a truck that flings muddy spray straight at my nice, shiny vehicle.
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Why does a man lose all sense of chivalry as soon as he moves into your house?
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Why can't a women be more like a man *in a proper Rex Harrison accent* [and of course only in some things ;) ]
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Why is it that when the speed limit sign says 55 m.p.h. the car in front of me insists on doing 35 m.p.h.?
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Why is it that most people interpret traffic lights to mean that green means go, yellow means go faster, and red means only the next 2-3 people can stutter thru sheepishly?
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