Cheesy Leper Pick-up Lines

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:39 pm

"You remind of my ex-girlfriend... except with limbs."

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:36 pm

"You're safe with me - I will keep an eye out for you... literally!"

Post by **Edge** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:41 pm

Aw, c'mon darling, have a heart!

...here you go.

Post by **MrKABC** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:06 pm

"Hey Cho... if you will go out with me I will let you dip your chips into my back..."

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:46 pm

"Please don't be offended if I gave you the finger..."

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:33 am

just because

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:41 pm

"Hey baby, let's breakdance!"

Post by **dennisrwood** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:33 am

I've had my eye on you all night, could I have it back?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:27 pm

Let's go form a colony of two, my dear.

Post by **dennisrwood** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:24 pm

I'll fall to pieces without you.

Post by **ur-bane** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:26 pm

"You know, I love dancing, too. And I couldn't help notice that you were all over the floor out there."

Post by **dennisrwood** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:47 pm

can you help me pick my tongue up off of the floor?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:11 pm

"Your entrance was met with a lot of ooze and 'Ahs' from across the bar..."

Post by **ur-bane** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:18 pm

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:"Your entrance was met with a lot of ooze and 'Ahs' from across the bar..."

ROFLMAO! Outstanding.

"Care to join me? No, really, I could use a hand here."

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:24 pm

[LeperMime gesticulates wildy to gain the girl's attention]
[LeperMime attempts to peel a banana to break the ice, but his attempt looks more like fruit salad]
[LeperMime tries to box himself in, but appears instead to be engaged in light arm-stump exercises]
[LeperMime, desperate now, tries to play cupid archer, but is instead beaten senseless by the girl's cross beau.]

Post by **ur-bane** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:32 pm

"You complete me."

Post by **dennisrwood** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:49 am

do you mind if I cut in, trust me, I won't feel it.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:12 pm

"I am numb with desire,
for it is you I admire
my finger-stumps are a-titter
my scabs are like glitter
it is you I adore:
you better mop this floor
to disinfect,
after I genuflect."

Post by **ur-bane** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:25 pm

"So, do you come apart around here often?"

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:26 pm

"I'll not be the same without you
the numbness seems to linger,
I'll not forget the ring you gave me,
still circling a finger."

"It makes me strong yet weak,
this love has me in a grip,
I vow to turn the other cheek
if you need to dip that chip."

"With fair skin the color of grapes
and a scent so sickly-sweet,
I am helpless to do other
than worship at your... foot."

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