Undeniable proof that there IS a God!
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SoulQuest1970
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Undeniable proof that there IS a God!
I got a child support check!!! If that isn't proof, I don't know what is! I think I might just be ok!
If women were in charge, the military would have to do bake sales in order to buy more weapons.
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We forgive and never give up
Cuz the days we are given are gifts from above
Today we remember to live and to love"
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"You can always procrastinate later."
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"I'm not fat. I'm FLUFFY!"
- Garfield
"We live we love
We forgive and never give up
Cuz the days we are given are gifts from above
Today we remember to live and to love"
-"We Live"
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HUUUH!!?
...Just Okay???...what happened? did a Govenor take Custody of You? Whats wrong with Your parents? Who is your CongressPerson and how did you get him/her to intervene in your behalf?..Enquiring Minds need to know!...tell me where you are at and I'll have a TV crew over in minutes!
...Wonderful Timing..I hope all does work out for you and yours...MEL
...Wonderful Timing..I hope all does work out for you and yours...MEL
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O.K. with this line of logic I wonder:What did I do to merit my 90lb black lab Marcie taking a huge dump right in front of my refrigerator last night?2 years-never went in the house-but last night,well a 90lb dog can make a big pile of poo(very unpleasent to discover at 5 a.m.)why God? why?
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Kymbierlee
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Excellent news SoulQuest! Hope all continues to break your way!
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. John Stuart Mill
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SoulQuest1970
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firelion wrote:O.K. with this line of logic I wonder:What did I do to merit my 90lb black lab Marcie taking a huge dump right in front of my refrigerator last night?2 years-never went in the house-but last night,well a 90lb dog can make a big pile of poo(very unpleasent to discover at 5 a.m.)why God? why?
Well, since dog is god backward your dog was giving you a sign that since his poo exists therefore God exists.
If women were in charge, the military would have to do bake sales in order to buy more weapons.
"You can always procrastinate later."
-me
"I'm not fat. I'm FLUFFY!"
- Garfield
"We live we love
We forgive and never give up
Cuz the days we are given are gifts from above
Today we remember to live and to love"
-"We Live"
by Superchick
"You can always procrastinate later."
-me
"I'm not fat. I'm FLUFFY!"
- Garfield
"We live we love
We forgive and never give up
Cuz the days we are given are gifts from above
Today we remember to live and to love"
-"We Live"
by Superchick
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Kymbierlee
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"I refuse to prove I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing."Well, since dog is god backward your dog was giving you a sign that since his poo exists therefore God exists.
"Ah-Ha!" says man, "The babel-fish proves that you exist, so therefore you don't, q.e.d"
"Oh," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and disappears in a puff of logic.....
For an encore, man goes on to prove that black is white and promptly gets killed at the next zebra crossing.
Not that that has anything to do with the conversation, I just always think of this when I hear about proof of God's existence. Now, hugs and kisses (and 1000 WGD's) to the first person who tells me who said it...... How do I transfer those things anyway?
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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. John Stuart Mill
Great news Soulquest!
I have two big dogs. Two dogs does not mean poo X 2. It becomes a competition, so the poo increases exponentially. Don't even get me started about the time one of them swallowed 25 feet of yarn....
I have two big dogs. Two dogs does not mean poo X 2. It becomes a competition, so the poo increases exponentially. Don't even get me started about the time one of them swallowed 25 feet of yarn....
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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...yes, rite out of Hitchikers Guide,,,,i should re-read that classic...and ummm..Every nite I am amazed by how diligently my Bubba goes about checking his p-mail,,but Cail,,thats one thread I don't think I want to see...........MEL
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firelion wrote:O.K. with this line of logic I wonder:What did I do to merit my 90lb black lab Marcie taking a huge dump right in front of my refrigerator last night?2 years-never went in the house-but last night,well a 90lb dog can make a big pile of poo(very unpleasent to discover at 5 a.m.)why God? why?
God tells me it's all a question of positive mental approach. She assures me that with a pencil, a little bit of paper and some sticky tape you could make a little flag to put in the top of the aforementioned mound. No longer would your dog have to feel embarassed, indeed this would be a positive boon to canine self esteem.Kymbierlee wrote:Ah, Firelion- I have an 85 lb lab, and am in complete sympathy, for I too know how large that poo pile can be.
And what a great talking point for when you have visitors. Praise be !
Oh, go on ! That sounds like the sort of story that just has to be told ! You tell that and I'll relate something really disgusting that happened to me when my daughter was still in nappies.Cail wrote:I have two big dogs. Two dogs does not mean poo X 2. It becomes a competition, so the poo increases exponentially. Don't even get me started about the time one of them swallowed 25 feet of yarn....
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TMGI people 
And I believe in you
altho you never asked me too
I will remember you
and what life put you thru.
~fly fly little wing, fly where only angels sing~
~this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you~
...for then I could fly away and be at rest. Sweet rest, Mom. We all love and miss you.
altho you never asked me too
I will remember you
and what life put you thru.
~fly fly little wing, fly where only angels sing~
~this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you~
...for then I could fly away and be at rest. Sweet rest, Mom. We all love and miss you.
Let's just say it's a true testament to the love I have for my dogs, and the trust they have for me, when you've got to manually assist in the removal of 20-some feet of yarn from your dog's rectum and lower intestine. I ruined a perfectly good set of gloves.Sheriff Lytton wrote:Oh, go on ! That sounds like the sort of story that just has to be told ! You tell that and I'll relate something really disgusting that happened to me when my daughter was still in nappies.Cail wrote:I have two big dogs. Two dogs does not mean poo X 2. It becomes a competition, so the poo increases exponentially. Don't even get me started about the time one of them swallowed 25 feet of yarn....
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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our dog is a Catahoula hound.
www.sec.state.la.us/around/facts/facts-E.htm
he unfortunately suffers from severe seperation anxiety. he also hates children, intensely. and he is horrible around strangers. he in fact loves only me and my wife, intensely and with great jealousy. if my wif and I are kissing he tries to get between us and seperate us to get the love and attention. and he loves food more than life. the best? he came inside and started retching, I got up to let him out and he vomited a squirrel tail, about 6 inches long. I of course had to clean this wonderful thing. he brought home a duck once, his first 'kill.' he broke the duck's neck but hadn't killed the poor thing, I had to finish the duck off, twisting his head all the way around. I through it on the firepile and my dog ate roast duck that night. our last day at the old house he brang a chicken to my wife. this time the bird was dead.
www.sec.state.la.us/around/facts/facts-E.htm
he unfortunately suffers from severe seperation anxiety. he also hates children, intensely. and he is horrible around strangers. he in fact loves only me and my wife, intensely and with great jealousy. if my wif and I are kissing he tries to get between us and seperate us to get the love and attention. and he loves food more than life. the best? he came inside and started retching, I got up to let him out and he vomited a squirrel tail, about 6 inches long. I of course had to clean this wonderful thing. he brought home a duck once, his first 'kill.' he broke the duck's neck but hadn't killed the poor thing, I had to finish the duck off, twisting his head all the way around. I through it on the firepile and my dog ate roast duck that night. our last day at the old house he brang a chicken to my wife. this time the bird was dead.
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