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Dian Canon? Can non-compliance work? Canopic jars, anyone? Cannellini beans? Cameras? Cannibis? The Fine Young Cannibals?

*raises right hand* I promise to stay away from this thread, unless another instance of cannibalism hits the news!

*LR uncrosses her fingers ;)*
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Cannibalism: Bad.

Fine Young Cannibals: Good! :R
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No, Fine Young Cannibals: Also Bad!
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Matrixman wrote:Fine Young Cannibals: Good! :R
That offends me more than eating people.
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It makes for an interesting hypothetical situation, then: if you were stuck with the Fine Young Cannibals on that proverbial remote mountainside, would your revulsion of them be stronger than your desire to eat them?

Or would you eat them anyway to make an ironic statement about cannibalizing a bunch of people who called themselves Fine Young Cannibals? :P
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Well, being stuck on a mountainside with the FYC would open up two wonderful opportunities:

1) killing them

2) eating them

Oh, oh! Or eating them while they're alive! Yes! I'll hobble their feet and let them watch as they're slowly devoured from the toes up! Perhaps I'll begin with the one who sang lead on "She's drives me crazy"! Ahh, only in America--and Paraguay!
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You guys crack me up!!!!! Funny, funny.

*Breaks out into song* You guys drive me crazy :crazy: , and I can't help myself!

;)

I fear I was showing my age when I mentioned that group, :LOLS:
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I am flying from Florida to New York on Friday, June 3. If a plane gets lost over the Appalachians that day, PLEASE LOOK FOR ME!!!!!!

Try to have them drop some supplies if the terrain is to difficult to traverse.

I'm counting on you guys! ;)
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:LOLS:

Aah, it's an almost perfectly safe way to travel.

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Yes, Lady Revel, I'll make sure they drop some Fine Young Cannibals CDs as part of the supply package. :mrgreen:

Why do I still post in this thread? :screwy:
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Matrixman wrote:Why do I still post in this thread? :screwy:
Clearly some sort of morbid fascination with the concept...Hmmm....or, perhaps you answered your own question: :screwy:

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At last, the purpose of this thread is unveiled!

*eats Matrixman's arm*

Well, moral learned. Don't get hungry and be without food. Snow bad. Protein good.

*takes another bite*
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ROTFLMAO! :haha:

Wanna start swapping recipes Lord Foul?

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Lord Foul wrote:At last, the purpose of this thread is unveiled!

*eats Matrixman's arm*

Well, moral learned. Don't get hungry and be without food. Snow bad. Protein good.

*takes another bite*
Good for you I wasn't wearing any white gold ring, mister, or you'd have some major indigestion...
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I'm just waiting for this thread to die...


...so I can eat it.
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Edge wrote:I'm just waiting for this thread to die...


...so I can eat it.
Why wait for it to die? That's my life motto. *begins nibbling on the thread*
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