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Knocking Jay to his back on the ground, the gigantic rodent ripped off his shoes with his (proportionally) tiny pink hands and jammed them into his cheek.

"Here, now!" said Jay, "You can't do that! I'm Jay from Kevinswatch!"
Jay proceded to take out his Boomstick, and bash the Rodent over that head. That managed to....
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Jay from Kevinswatch!"
Jay proceded to take out his Boomstick, and bash the Rodent over that head. That managed to get the hamsters attention just long enough for him to actually get a taste of Jay's shoes. Horrified, the hamster spit Jays shoes......
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Horrified, the hamster spit Jays shoes into the corner (the corner he used as a latrine). Grumbling, Jay picked up the shoes and picked off the clinging bits of ....
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hamster feces, which from a hamster that size, he had a hard time finding his shoes. The hamster meanwhile, was busy plotting his next move, which was a diabolical plot to...
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The hamster meanwhile, was busy plotting his next move, which was a diabolical plot to invade the Kevin's Watch Forum and break Queeaqueag on the dreaded Hamster Wheel of DOOOOM.

Cackling insanely, the Hamster, whose name was...
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invade the Kevin's Watch Forum and break Queeaqueag on the dreaded Hamster Wheel of DOOOOM.

Cackling insanely, the Hamster, whose name was, Heppelwhite, began to summon his side-kick, Ramon, the giant gerbil. Ramon was a scholar of the Spanish Inquisition and he......
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Ramon was a scholar of the Spanish Inquisition and he had long been yearning to play out his fantasies on a living human body.

That being hard to come by, he was willing to settle for Queeaqueag.

Roman seized the hapless Queeaqueag and ....
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demanded that he confess. When Queeaqueag refused, he ordered his two assocaites, four foot tall mice named Father Biggles and Father Biological, to tickle his feet with a feather from the giant cockatiel that lived next door. Queeaqueag, horrified, cried out.....
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(I can't help but feel this story is about me accpet I have an added 'A' at the end where the 'G' is)
ahhh! The mice are changing into something more horrible then ever. A.....
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ahhh! The mice are changing into something more horrible then ever. A couple of 10 foot tall human 2 year olds. As the terrible twosome emerged......
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As the terrible twosome emerged a voice was heard to shout "oi! what the bloody hells going on here then". With a violent start...
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As the terrible twosome emerged a voice was heard to shout "oi! what the bloody hells going on here then". With a violent start, the room exploded in a flash of white gold.
Terrified, the twins turned behind them and their gaze fell upon the one and only person that struck fear into their hearts.
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the room exploded in a flash of white gold.
Terrified, the twins turned behind them and their gaze fell upon the one and only person that struck fear into their hearts.
It was MOM!

Mom came stomping after the twins, yelling "You just wait till your father gets home!" She snatched the twins up and......
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She snatched the twins up and tanned their broad bottoms with a rolled up newspaper. Queeaqueag's eyes took in the headline. It read:
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"White Gold Wielder Seen Lurking About" It was then he realized that the giant mom was the wife of Salttongue Foamwaster, builder of.......
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It was then he realized that the giant mom was the wife of Salttongue Foamwaster, builder of the dreaded Hamster Wheel of DOOOOM! Aghast, he
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realized he had been lured into an elaborate trap. Wheeling, he turned and ran to...
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realized he had been lured into an elaborate trap. Wheeling, he turned and ran to Safetyjedi, yelling, "Help me, please! I'm being chased by Sharkchum Foamwaster and if she catchs me...
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"Help me, please! I'm being chased by Sharkchum Foamwaster and if she catchs me, I will become Sharkbait!"

"Yes," laughed Sharkchum, "You will be my faithful sidekick as we reek havok throughout..."
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It was then that safetyjedi motioned for her to bend down, and he whispered in her ear a naughty limerick about Quee, to which she laughed heartily and said...
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