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Knocking Jay to his back on the ground, the gigantic rodent ripped off his shoes with his (proportionally) tiny pink hands and jammed them into his cheek.
"Here, now!" said Jay, "You can't do that! I'm Jay from Kevinswatch!"
Jay proceded to take out his Boomstick, and bash the Rodent over that head. That managed to....
"Here, now!" said Jay, "You can't do that! I'm Jay from Kevinswatch!"
Jay proceded to take out his Boomstick, and bash the Rodent over that head. That managed to....
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Jay from Kevinswatch!"
Jay proceded to take out his Boomstick, and bash the Rodent over that head. That managed to get the hamsters attention just long enough for him to actually get a taste of Jay's shoes. Horrified, the hamster spit Jays shoes......
Jay proceded to take out his Boomstick, and bash the Rodent over that head. That managed to get the hamsters attention just long enough for him to actually get a taste of Jay's shoes. Horrified, the hamster spit Jays shoes......
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
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Horrified, the hamster spit Jays shoes into the corner (the corner he used as a latrine). Grumbling, Jay picked up the shoes and picked off the clinging bits of ....

Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!

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The hamster meanwhile, was busy plotting his next move, which was a diabolical plot to invade the Kevin's Watch Forum and break Queeaqueag on the dreaded Hamster Wheel of DOOOOM.
Cackling insanely, the Hamster, whose name was...
Cackling insanely, the Hamster, whose name was...

Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!

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invade the Kevin's Watch Forum and break Queeaqueag on the dreaded Hamster Wheel of DOOOOM.
Cackling insanely, the Hamster, whose name was, Heppelwhite, began to summon his side-kick, Ramon, the giant gerbil. Ramon was a scholar of the Spanish Inquisition and he......
Cackling insanely, the Hamster, whose name was, Heppelwhite, began to summon his side-kick, Ramon, the giant gerbil. Ramon was a scholar of the Spanish Inquisition and he......
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Ramon was a scholar of the Spanish Inquisition and he had long been yearning to play out his fantasies on a living human body.
That being hard to come by, he was willing to settle for Queeaqueag.
Roman seized the hapless Queeaqueag and ....
That being hard to come by, he was willing to settle for Queeaqueag.
Roman seized the hapless Queeaqueag and ....

Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!

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demanded that he confess. When Queeaqueag refused, he ordered his two assocaites, four foot tall mice named Father Biggles and Father Biological, to tickle his feet with a feather from the giant cockatiel that lived next door. Queeaqueag, horrified, cried out.....
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As the terrible twosome emerged a voice was heard to shout "oi! what the bloody hells going on here then". With a violent start, the room exploded in a flash of white gold.
Terrified, the twins turned behind them and their gaze fell upon the one and only person that struck fear into their hearts.
It was...
Terrified, the twins turned behind them and their gaze fell upon the one and only person that struck fear into their hearts.
It was...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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the room exploded in a flash of white gold.
Terrified, the twins turned behind them and their gaze fell upon the one and only person that struck fear into their hearts.
It was MOM!
Mom came stomping after the twins, yelling "You just wait till your father gets home!" She snatched the twins up and......
Terrified, the twins turned behind them and their gaze fell upon the one and only person that struck fear into their hearts.
It was MOM!
Mom came stomping after the twins, yelling "You just wait till your father gets home!" She snatched the twins up and......
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
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"Help me, please! I'm being chased by Sharkchum Foamwaster and if she catchs me, I will become Sharkbait!"
"Yes," laughed Sharkchum, "You will be my faithful sidekick as we reek havok throughout..."
"Yes," laughed Sharkchum, "You will be my faithful sidekick as we reek havok throughout..."
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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